am i wrong for this? im sure some of yal do this too

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lol so i just got this knock at the door,its like 10am,im still eatin my pancakes....

(knock.knock.) Jahovas witnesses

now see i believin in jesus christ and femme? but umm i neva open the dorrs for these people. i crept up to the door and stared at them in dead silence at the peep hole, i kinda mastered the craft of not being heard or spotted by them lol....am i going to hell for this,ive done this for many years on end
 

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i open the door then i sit there and yawn and roll my eyes and look in other directions as they talk

and i take the magazine and smile and say thank you

then i rip up the "awake!" magazine before closing the door

cuz if they get mad its too late the doors closed and they aint gon knock again

who the fuck reads that shit anyway they should just put that money towards a spaceship to reach the mighty jehovah
 
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hahaha,the shit sure is funny to me tho,haha..once u open the door its pretty much a wrap, they be wantin to come in and drink tea.and dont have no kids around....o no....lol they neva leave then...

my auntie that died was a johovas witness.and it was funny to me in a way and heres why,cuz she tried to make my lil cousin who at the time was 15 become one,and they use to wake his ass up at 6am everydayiand i would lmfao at him cuz he hated the shit....iono we jjust always got a kick out of it
 
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lol ay bruh thats right u was the man that hooked me up...fuck them bastards.i think im still banned.but i recently just bought a brand new 320gb external harddrive. i wanna get back on there tho...un ban me and i just might.im downloading hella movies right now


that movie blood diamond is fuckin raw.......not to many people really kno about the diamond wars over there and other goods
 
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yeah i seen dat shit bruh...holla at me in pms and ill hook dat next shit up mayne...fucc dem next dudes tho bruh there gay like bigbosstalk ya feel me mayne ...lol....1hunnid
 
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ahahhaha bigbossfag you really are the O.G fag on here mayne...your beyond gay.....keep pumpin dat stupid website of yours to you dickhead
 
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LOL U DONT KNOW NOTHING BOUT PAPER U DICK...ALL YA SHITS IS FAKE LIKE YA GAS STATION STUNNAZ LOL ACTING LIKE U A GO GETTA COS U GOT SOME LAME ASS SICCNESS BITIN WEBSITE...PFFFFFFFFFF AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA GET YA WIGGA ON MAYNE
 
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they stopped comin to my pad the day i answered tha door at 730-800 in the morning drinking a bud light and i started tellin them my beliefs and pretty much called out their bullshit and had an explanation for everything they threw at me.. burped grabbed the mag and closed the door...
 
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i tell those fucks to get the fuck on and stay outta my buisness man... i aint goin around shovin anti christ shit or athiest shit in other peoples faces, i expect the same respect.
 

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My friends mom would tell the Jehovas to come back later when she knew she would be at work and her husband would be home...
 
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if you go to hell for that then im doomed cuz i let them Mormons come in my house and i play brotha lynch hungs season of the siccness while i roll up blunts and argue wit them about religion.....then i get them contact high and offer them some Old E and by the time they leave my house they dont know whats goin on....not to mention my tweaker ass nieghbors done stole one of they bikes.....