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Jan 1, 2006
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So I'm getting milk at my local Quick Stop with my pops. 2 gallons for $6.49 (yeah it's expensive for milk).

So I'm pulling out of the driveway from there... I look to my right, left and right again. I'm all clear so I pull out and out of nowhere from the corner of my eye this guy comes banking down the hill doesn't see me and I'm bracing like OH SHIT!! He maneuvers around me everything is cool. Me and my pops are sitting there like damn that muddaphawker was going fast.

Doode could've sped off because nothing really happened it was his fault, but no. He slams his breaks hella hard fishtailing leaving tire marks like he's sideshowing. He throws his car into reverse and I'm like Ooooooooooooook :confused: doode tries to rear end me but I'm not moving, everyone at the Quickstop is just peeking like WTF is going on.

Doode is waiting for me go so when I move he hits me. So I burned rubber got around him as he tried the "HE HIT ME FROM THE BACK" maneuver. So I'm chill just going when he comes racing from behind and tries to run me off the road. I'm behind him for a good minute after that keeping my distance but I couldn't help LOL the whole time :cheeky:

Just wanted to share it... wonder if doode posts on here hahahahaa
 
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man next time reach for the 22 or something lol jus playing but damn thats crazy
too bad you didnt get his plate number so if we ever seen him we could do the same to him
 
Nov 1, 2004
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The Visualizer said:
So I'm getting milk at my local Quick Stop with my pops. 2 gallons for $6.49 (yeah it's expensive for milk).

So I'm pulling out of the driveway from there... I look to my right, left and right again. I'm all clear so I pull out and out of nowhere from the corner of my eye this guy comes banking down the hill doesn't see me and I'm bracing like OH SHIT!! He maneuvers around me everything is cool. Me and my pops are sitting there like damn that muddaphawker was going fast.

Doode could've sped off because nothing really happened it was his fault, but no. He slams his breaks hella hard fishtailing leaving tire marks like he's sideshowing. He throws his car into reverse and I'm like Ooooooooooooook :confused: doode tries to rear end me but I'm not moving, everyone at the Quickstop is just peeking like WTF is going on.

Doode is waiting for me go so when I move he hits me. So I burned rubber got around him as he tried the "HE HIT ME FROM THE BACK" maneuver. So I'm chill just going when he comes racing from behind and tries to run me off the road. I'm behind him for a good minute after that keeping my distance but I couldn't help LOL the whole time :cheeky:

Just wanted to share it... wonder if doode posts on here hahahahaa

so thats it huh? dude tried to hit you and your pops and you just laugh about it? am I the only one amazed at this shit?
 
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usernamex said:
so thats it huh? dude tried to hit you and your pops and you just laugh about it? am I the only one amazed at this shit?
Once everything is over you can't help but laugh like WOW! My pops wasn't laughing but I was.

"Why do we laugh at death and cry at birth" type of things. But mostly laughing because the other guy is a fool


In situations like that the whole fight or flight takes over and I wonder what if... what if he got out of the car, or what if I stepped out first. But I don't like escalating things more than what they are.
 

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Yeah, if my moms was in the car with me and someone tried (and didnt succeed) to hit me, I would let it slide and take moms home. I definitely wouldn't go chasing dude and put my mom in more danger.
 
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The Visualizer said:
In situations like that the whole fight or flight takes over and I wonder what if... what if he got out of the car, or what if I stepped out first. But I don't like escalating things more than what they are.
by the way you look im not suprised your choice was to go out like a punk.


you gonna let mrtonguetwista call your pops a woman? laugh at him or something, that'll get him back.
 
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The Visualizer said:
Once everything is over you can't help but laugh like WOW! My pops wasn't laughing but I was.

"Why do we laugh at death and cry at birth" type of things. But mostly laughing because the other guy is a fool


In situations like that the whole fight or flight takes over and I wonder what if... what if he got out of the car, or what if I stepped out first. But I don't like escalating things more than what they are.

I agree. That guy is clearly a fucking psycho, who knows what he had in his car or what he might have done. I've heard of people getting killed from road rage incidents. So staying calm is probably the best thing you could have done.