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montroller510

montroller510

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wow tonight was weak as fuck

we were chillin at a billiards bar and we were drinking and havin hella fun then when we were leaving we saw a police copter with spotlights searching the area we were in

my friend who is a marine and just got back from war thought it would be funny to start running around and waiving his hands doing army rolls in the parking lot and shit

we make it to the car and all the sudden the spotlight is directly on us

i had 2 different sacks in my pocket because i had just copped a new one so i was tryin to stash the shit but i figured it would be hot to ditch it in the spotlight so i just kept it

then 5 cop cars roll up lights on and spotlights in our eyes they dont even say anything and just grab my homie e ... the only mexican one

they put him in the car and start patting all of us down i was scared as fuck because i new my sack smelled through the bag and im on probation but the cop who was searchin me said hella low that e doesnt care about the weed that they arent there for that... hella lucky

but my homie e apparently matched a description of someone who stabbed someone across the street so we had to wait almost an hour for the DRUNK GUY WHO GOT STABBED AND GOT HIS NOSE BROKE to try and identify if e was the guy who did it

we all knew he didtn becasue he was with us the whole night but we still had to wait ... finally when the guy got there he said e was the guy who did it but he wasnt 100 percent sure

the cops were actually pretty chill an believed us ... we even had the bartender come out and vouge that we were there the whole night ...singing when there was no karaoke... so we all got to go home... but we had to walk








and i kept my weed :cool:
 
Nuttkase

Nuttkase

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Jun 5, 2002
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Hahaha... that goat on a long road is the best shit ever.

Man, the first time I stumbled on that pic was like a hour before I posted it on here. I literally laughed for a few minutes straight.
 
M BUTCHER 206

M BUTCHER 206

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Aug 24, 2003
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montroller510 said:
wow tonight was weak as fuck

we were chillin at a billiards bar and we were drinking and havin hella fun then when we were leaving we saw a police copter with spotlights searching the area we were in

my friend who is a marine and just got back from war thought it would be funny to start running around and waiving his hands doing army rolls in the parking lot and shit

we make it to the car and all the sudden the spotlight is directly on us

i had 2 different sacks in my pocket because i had just copped a new one so i was tryin to stash the shit but i figured it would be hot to ditch it in the spotlight so i just kept it

then 5 cop cars roll up lights on and spotlights in our eyes they dont even say anything and just grab my homie e ... the only mexican one

they put him in the car and start patting all of us down i was scared as fuck because i new my sack smelled through the bag and im on probation but the cop who was searchin me said hella low that e doesnt care about the weed that they arent there for that... hella lucky

but my homie e apparently matched a description of someone who stabbed someone across the street so we had to wait almost an hour for the DRUNK GUY WHO GOT STABBED AND GOT HIS NOSE BROKE to try and identify if e was the guy who did it

we all knew he didtn becasue he was with us the whole night but we still had to wait ... finally when the guy got there he said e was the guy who did it but he wasnt 100 percent sure

the cops were actually pretty chill an believed us ... we even had the bartender come out and vouge that we were there the whole night ...singing when there was no karaoke... so we all got to go home... but we had to walk








and i kept my weed :cool:
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I AM

I AM

Some Random Asshole
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montroller510 said:
wow tonight was weak as fuck

we were chillin at a billiards bar and we were drinking and havin hella fun then when we were leaving we saw a police copter with spotlights searching the area we were in

my friend who is a marine and just got back from war thought it would be funny to start running around and waiving his hands doing army rolls in the parking lot and shit

we make it to the car and all the sudden the spotlight is directly on us

i had 2 different sacks in my pocket because i had just copped a new one so i was tryin to stash the shit but i figured it would be hot to ditch it in the spotlight so i just kept it

then 5 cop cars roll up lights on and spotlights in our eyes they dont even say anything and just grab my homie e ... the only mexican one

they put him in the car and start patting all of us down i was scared as fuck because i new my sack smelled through the bag and im on probation but the cop who was searchin me said hella low that e doesnt care about the weed that they arent there for that... hella lucky

but my homie e apparently matched a description of someone who stabbed someone across the street so we had to wait almost an hour for the DRUNK GUY WHO GOT STABBED AND GOT HIS NOSE BROKE to try and identify if e was the guy who did it

we all knew he didtn becasue he was with us the whole night but we still had to wait ... finally when the guy got there he said e was the guy who did it but he wasnt 100 percent sure

the cops were actually pretty chill an believed us ... we even had the bartender come out and vouge that we were there the whole night ...singing when there was no karaoke... so we all got to go home... but we had to walk








and i kept my weed :cool:
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MORAL OF THE STORY...

DONT' DRAW ATTENTION TO YOURSELF WHEN COPS ARE FUCKING SEARCHING FOR SOMEONE WITH CHOPPERS. LOL

jesus christ....your friend is a FUCKING moron.

i would have left his ass there for acting out of fuckin pocket doin that shit....
 
Gas One

Gas One

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#16
May 24, 2006
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my story from 2 weeks ago....i ran a red light in front of a cop, looking right at him while i turned...with my seatbelt off (forgot that part)with a open bottle of grey goose in the front...he gets behind me blurps me and i start putting shit underneath my seat reaaal slow. not weed. i forgot all about the bottle of vodka so thats sitting directly in the middle of my car in the cup holder.

so the cop comes up to me while im still trying to put shit underneath my seat without moving my head or shoulders much.....tryna slip the seatbelt on while simotaneously puttin shit under...im literally still puttin things under my seat while im rolling my window...hes gets up to me cuz imm lookin through my mirror and periphrial an hes like, liscense and registration...i told a quick joke and dude laughed and was like do you know why i stopped you? i laughed soem more and i was like yeah man, im kinda relaxed with my driving around my neighborhood i know exactly why you stopped me (he stopped me for ANOTHER REASON) he goes, why did i stop you? i bullshitted...he said my brake light was out and i didnt signal(wtf) so im thinking about the running the light, how my car is straight cuz its sorta new and im like this cop is lying...so im like word? my brake lights are out? i just took my car to toyota...let me see? so i get out my car, door open, vodka bottle exposed shit under my seat in plain view. you can see the shit that was underneath my seat and know what it was. cuz im thinkin he meant TAIL LIGHT (the shit thats on in the back when you put your parking break on and its in park) not the lights you press when you brake.
the cops like "i need to get in your car and press the brake so you can see it" cuz they cant get in your car WO permission..i look back in my car see the vodka and whats underneath my car in plain view and i hear the sound of jail bars closing...i was like nah, you know what thats cool....ill get it fixed i trust you. got back in my car. told him about how i couldnt find my insurance card...at the end of this all i got out scott free. no 3-4 violations, and prbably a few years not being lost in jail for what was in my car. i pulled away (i signaled, all that) and went and picked up some weed.

moral of the story: make the cop feel like youd go drink a beer with him or something. when you treat cops like people, sometimes you get lucky and get treated like a person.

last xmas i told the cop i was just trying not to miss the family prayer at the beginning of our dinner and and he let me go for speeding lmao..
 
I AM

I AM

Some Random Asshole
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Nuttkase said:
Hahaha... that goat on a long road is the best shit ever.

Man, the first time I stumbled on that pic was like a hour before I posted it on here. I literally laughed for a few minutes straight.
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That's a fucking sheep. Not a goat. Trust me, I have family that own sheep. LOL

truckeetownsizzle said:
PREACH !!!!!!!!!

Yes, winner
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:) I may go get ordained so I can do the serimony for my friends gettin married. Real chop. That'd be a cold side hustle. lol
 
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