A rich white man in
Lake Charles, Louisiana
decided that he wanted to throw
a party and invited all of
his buddies and neighbors.
He also invited Leroy,
the only Indian guy in the neighborhood.
He held the party around the
pool in the backyard
of his mansion.
Everyone was having a good time
drinking, dancing, eating shrimp,
oysters, and BBQ
and flirting with the women.
At the height of the party,
the host said,
"I have a 12 ft man-eating gator
in my pool and I'll give a million
dollars to anyone who has
the balls to jump in."
The words were barely out of his
mouth when there
was a loud splash, and everyone turned
around and saw Leroy in the pool!
Leroy was fighting the
gator and kicking its ass!
Leroy was jabbing the gator in
the eyes with his
thumbs, throwing punches,
doing all kinds of shit like
head butts and choke holds,
biting the gator on
the tail and flipping the
gator through the air
like some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing
everywhere!
Both Leroy and the gator
were screaming and
raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the
gator and let it float to the
top like a Walmart goldfish.
Leroy then slowly climbed
out of the pool.
Everybody was just staring at him
in disbelief.
Finally the host says,
"Well, Leroy, I reckon I
owe you a million dollars."
"No, that's okay.
I don't want it."
said Leroy.
The rich man said,
"Man, I have to give you something.
You won the bet.
How about half a million bucks then?"
"No thanks.
I don't want it."
Answered Leroy.
The host said, "Come on,
I insist on giving you
something. That was
amazing. How about a new
Porsche and a Rolex
and some stock options?"
Again Leroy said no.
Confused, the rich man
asked, "Well, Leroy,
then what do you want?"
Leroy said,
"I want the name of the
S. O. B.
who pushed me in the pool!"
Lake Charles, Louisiana
decided that he wanted to throw
a party and invited all of
his buddies and neighbors.
He also invited Leroy,
the only Indian guy in the neighborhood.
He held the party around the
pool in the backyard
of his mansion.
Everyone was having a good time
drinking, dancing, eating shrimp,
oysters, and BBQ
and flirting with the women.
At the height of the party,
the host said,
"I have a 12 ft man-eating gator
in my pool and I'll give a million
dollars to anyone who has
the balls to jump in."
The words were barely out of his
mouth when there
was a loud splash, and everyone turned
around and saw Leroy in the pool!
Leroy was fighting the
gator and kicking its ass!
Leroy was jabbing the gator in
the eyes with his
thumbs, throwing punches,
doing all kinds of shit like
head butts and choke holds,
biting the gator on
the tail and flipping the
gator through the air
like some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing
everywhere!
Both Leroy and the gator
were screaming and
raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the
gator and let it float to the
top like a Walmart goldfish.
Leroy then slowly climbed
out of the pool.
Everybody was just staring at him
in disbelief.
Finally the host says,
"Well, Leroy, I reckon I
owe you a million dollars."
"No, that's okay.
I don't want it."
said Leroy.
The rich man said,
"Man, I have to give you something.
You won the bet.
How about half a million bucks then?"
"No thanks.
I don't want it."
Answered Leroy.
The host said, "Come on,
I insist on giving you
something. That was
amazing. How about a new
Porsche and a Rolex
and some stock options?"
Again Leroy said no.
Confused, the rich man
asked, "Well, Leroy,
then what do you want?"
Leroy said,
"I want the name of the
S. O. B.
who pushed me in the pool!"
