THIS WAS FORWARDED TO ME. A LETTER TO TIDE FROM gARY CONDIT. ENJOY.......
Dear Tide,
>
> I'm writing to you to say what an excellent product
> you have. I've used it since my college days, when my mom told me it
> was the best. In fact, about a month ago, while at my girlfriends house, I
> spilled some red wine on my new white shirt. She started to berate
> me about my drinking problem. One thing lead to another and I had a lot
> of her blood on my white shirt, as well. I tried to get the stain out
> using her bargain detergent, but it wouldn't come out. On my way
> home, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid Tide and all of the stains came
> out. So well, in fact, that the DNA tests where negative!!!!.
>
> I thank you, once again, for a great product. I
> now have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.
>
> Yours truly,
>
> Gary Condit
Dear Tide,
>
> I'm writing to you to say what an excellent product
> you have. I've used it since my college days, when my mom told me it
> was the best. In fact, about a month ago, while at my girlfriends house, I
> spilled some red wine on my new white shirt. She started to berate
> me about my drinking problem. One thing lead to another and I had a lot
> of her blood on my white shirt, as well. I tried to get the stain out
> using her bargain detergent, but it wouldn't come out. On my way
> home, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid Tide and all of the stains came
> out. So well, in fact, that the DNA tests where negative!!!!.
>
> I thank you, once again, for a great product. I
> now have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.
>
> Yours truly,
>
> Gary Condit