Got this in a email...
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The following 15 Police Comments were taken off actual police car
videos around the country.
#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll
stretch out after you wear them awhile."
#14 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth
certificate a worthless document."
#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
#12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you
didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my
gun."
#11 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means
I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?
#10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't
think it will help. Oh. Did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"
# 9 "Warning! You want a warning? O. K, I'm warning you not to do
that again or I'll give you another ticket."
# 8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are
drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
# 7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where
you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey DOO."
# 6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a
toaster oven."
# 5 "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC."
# 4 "Just how big were those two beers?"
# 3 "No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas
but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
# 2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend
of yours. At least you know someone who can post bail."
# 1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets?... You're right,
we don't. ... Sign here."
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The following 15 Police Comments were taken off actual police car
videos around the country.
#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll
stretch out after you wear them awhile."
#14 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth
certificate a worthless document."
#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
#12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you
didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my
gun."
#11 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means
I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?
#10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't
think it will help. Oh. Did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"
# 9 "Warning! You want a warning? O. K, I'm warning you not to do
that again or I'll give you another ticket."
# 8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are
drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
# 7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where
you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey DOO."
# 6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a
toaster oven."
# 5 "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC."
# 4 "Just how big were those two beers?"
# 3 "No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas
but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
# 2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend
of yours. At least you know someone who can post bail."
# 1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets?... You're right,
we don't. ... Sign here."
