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@gimmefreemusic once bought a used vinyl record in the bargain bin and he thought he was going to get buttrammed by a vinyl strap-on for the low low cost of $1. He's been waiting for it with desperation in his eyes ever since

@gimmefreemusic is it possible for you to not rape a moose calf I don't mean a baby moose, I mean the moose's lower leg

ok you done pissed me off. get ready for a relentless assualt for the next 92 hours

thats a common and enduring myth

@cut-throat LET"S DO IT AGAIN

@cut-throat

Dedicated to Justin

shut the fuck, don't play

also throw this your thesis

@mac jesus I was the one on wikipedia repeatedly calling you a "known homosexual" on the siccness cartoon page and I must come clean and apologize. Sorry