I pulled a @Nuttkase and ordered dominos. Feel kind of dirty paying almost $4 delivery charge but it's the price you gotta pay when you're incapable of driving.
The worst part of that whole situation when dude wanted to order mushrooms and black olives was that he didn't know nuttkase hated them as much as I did. So I was like ok nutts the tie breaker, I got this. But no, I didn't got this because fuck blacked out @Nuttkase.