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  1. mrtonguetwista

    They done stole my ashtray

    So yea, I got my vehicle parked in the front yard and the passenger window has been tweaked for the longest cause it's electric and I'm too lazy to get it fixxed, but I've never had any problems. I go out to goto work this morning and I see a big, gaping hole in the dashboard...I'm like...
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    Mom Ticketed For Bringing Kids To Toilet Paper House

    LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) -- Police ticketed a 39-year-old woman this week after she allegedly drove seven kids to a teacher's home to toilet paper it. A seventh-grade English teacher at Pound Middle School told police that over the weekend, the outside of her house, yard, trees and driveway were...
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    In honor of Lurcch's sig

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    May 29th. Releases *enjoy*

    Coming May 29, 2007 Baby S "Street Swangin" (Los Angeles, CA rapper) Big Mello "The Gift" (re-release) Brotha Lynch Hung "The Ripgut Collection" (CD & DVD) Kool Keith "In High Definition" Kudzu "Interviewitaplayer" Lucky Luciano "Throwdest Playas Down Souf" (f/ Chamillionaire, Paul...
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    Carl's Jr Sues Jack In The Box..mmmm Anus burgers lol

    LOS ANGELES (AP) - The parent company of the Carl's Jr. and Hardee's fast food chains sued rival Jack In The Box Inc. on Friday to stop TV ads that it says suggest Carl's Jr. and Hardee's use cow anus to make Angus beef hamburgers. CKE Restaurants Inc. sued Jack In The Box in U.S. District...
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    Ice Cream Truck Sold Pot-Sickles

    MISSION, Texas (AP) -- Police say the jingle of this ice cream truck meant pot-sickles. Police say elementary school students tipped them off to an ice cream truck driver who was apparently selling $5 and $10 bags of marijuana from the truck. Most customers were in the third, fourth, and fifth...
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    Hawthorne's Most Wanted

    (SAN DIEGO, CA May 16, 2007) – RedCloud, a Mexican Indigenous hip-hop artist belonging to the Chiapas tribe born into a family knee-deep in the Chicano Gang lifestyle, will release his long-awaited debut album HAWTHORNE'S MOST WANTED this month on Syntax Records, distributed by Koch. The...
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    Apple iRate Over iGasm

    May 24, 2007 -- A British sex shop has created the iGasm, a vibrator that connects to MP3 players to stimulate its user to the rhythm of a song. The "love egg" sells for about $60, and includes a splitter to connect it to the music player and two silicone ticklers. But the pleasure-enhancing...
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    Teen Sentenced For Making Semen Salad Dressing

    WHEATON, Ill. (AP) -- A judge has ordered a 17-year-old to pay a $750 fine and perform 120 hours of community service for contaminating salad dressing with semen and returning it to a suburban Chicago high school's cafeteria. DuPage County Judge Terence Sheen also placed Marco Castro on two...
  10. mrtonguetwista

    Ma'am, is this your underwear?

    FORT COLLINS, Colo. (AP) -- Police are asking Colorado women a rather delicate question: Are these your panties? As part of an investigation into widespread underwear theft, police have invited women to view photos of about 1,300 undergarments stolen from laundry rooms near Colorado State...
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    Cop and pornstar trade "favors"

    NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- The saga of "Barbie Cummings" and the state trooper might sound like a porno film. But the X-rated actress claims it's the real thing. One Tennessee state trooper's alleged bragging may cost him his job after a porn actress said he did more than just write her a speeding...
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    Man Gets 5yrs For Blowing Up Toilet

    BRIDGEPORT, Conn. (AP) -- A man once called one of the Internet's most notorious pirates of music and movies was sentenced Wednesday to five years in prison for plowing up a portable toilet, prosecutors said. Bruce Forest, 50, was charged last year with a series of toilet explosions in 2005 and...
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    Man Bites Off Wife's Bottom Lip

    SAN MATEO, Calif. -- A man accused of biting off his wife's bottom lip after she called him short has rejected a plea offer and will stand trial next month, prosecutors said. Akano Nzerem, 54, of South San Francisco, is charged with felony counts of domestic violence, mayhem, false...
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    Tagger: There's so much graffiti on bridge it must be legal

    MADISON, Wis. (AP) -- There's so much graffiti on a Milwaukee bridge it must be legal. That's the argument a man busted for tagging a city bridge made to the 1st District Court of Appeals. The court didn't buy it and upheld his sentence Tuesday. Police caught James Lawhorn holding a can of...
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    Man Catches DWI Charge In McDonalds Drive-Thru

    CAMDEN, Ark. (AP) -- A man who was a little slow in picking up his fast food has been charged with drunk driving. Police said they found Terrance Forte, 32, asleep behind the wheel in the drive-through lane at a McDonald's restaurant. Restaurant employees called police about 12:30 a.m...
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    May 22nd. Releases *enjoy*

    Coming May 22, 2007 Afrika Bambaataa "Death Mix 3" Aja West "Total Recall 2012" Andrew Jackson "Andrew Jackson AP.9 presents Ampichino, Young Bossy, & Freeze "City Of Godz" AP.9 & Husalah (of Mob Figaz) "Without My 5" (f/ E-40, B-Legit, Yukmouth, Gonzoe, Lee Majors, Freako, Fex-X, &...
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    Man Sleeps Through Gunshot To Head

    HUNTINGTON, W.Va. (AP) -- Michael Lusher apparently is a sound sleeper. A small-caliber bullet struck the 37-year-old Altizer man in the head as he slept Sunday morning, but he didn't realize it until he awoke nearly four hours later and noticed blood coming from his head, said Cpl. R.H. McQuaid...
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    Hershey Sues Man Who Made Pot Candy

    SAN JOSE, Calif. (AP) - It was a big enough bummer for Kenneth Affolter when he was sentenced to more than five years in prison for making pot-laced treats and soft drinks. Now he faces the wrath of a candy giant. The Hershey Co. has sued Affolter, 40, for giving his marijuana goodies names...
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    Clerk Finds $10, Buys $1M Lotto Ticket

    NORTH CANTON, Ohio (AP) -- Kristina Schneider tried to persuade a customer at the BP station where she works to buy the last ticket on a roll of the Magnificent Millions lottery game. "I always joke that the last ticket is the winning one, but he said he only had enough money for three...
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    Method Man Arrested

    Method Man Arrested Wu-Tang Clan rapper Method Man was arrested in New York City on Thursday night for driving under the influence of marijuana. The 36-year-old hip-hop star, real name Clifford Smith, was stopped at the Battery Tunnel toll booths in Brooklyn at 10 p.m. Smith was attempting...