For a while, the open forum was a place where different people would get exposed lmao. That was the funniest shit.
I remember getting a $1500 check from one of those open class action cases that everyone was signing up for. And I used that to buy some rims lmao.
Hey Lemon, there's a Capris for Men Super Sale going down tomorrow. One day only. I'll ask the boss if we can extend it to Monday, but you better get down here fast. 60% OFF select pairs of Capris for Men. We're overstocked, so come on down and take a few of these bad boys home.
Masked Lemon, my dear old friend. I hope you're staying warm during this frigid and damp winter! I know that Capris for Men aren't the most popular attire during the cold months, but that's great news for Capri lovers! Because this winter we're SLASHING the price of Capris for Men by 35%. You...
Masked Lemon, I hope this message finds you well! Our Independence Day sale is about to burst like fireworks in the sky! We're celebrating with spectacular discounts on our Capris for Men. Swing by the store this week and you'll be able to get your hands on any pair of Capris for just $17.76...
And here's the best part: if you buy four pairs of Capris for Men, we're giving you a fifth pair absolutely FREE. Yes, you read it right! But hurry, this offer is only valid while stocks last.
As always, we can't wait to see you in our store. Your dedication to Capris for Men is legendary and...