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Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
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at the welfare mall

We had to evacuate the hotel 430am this morning and our floor, which is the 22nd one, was filled with smoke and some dude was like "I don't wanna burn to death in the stairwell like in 9/11" and was all panicking and I wanted to tell him well then jump and get outta me and my mom's way but I just kinda pushed him to the side then we walked down 22 floors with a couple hundred people and yeah was quite the adventure there was a girl with Down syndrome in front of me that kept asking her grandparents if this was a murder mystery and I was just like lolwut even though you know, Down syndrome.

Turns out the smoke was actually someone grabbed a fire extinguisher on our floor and unloaded the whole thing while running down the hallway which set off the alarm which not only beeped loudly but also told you to evacuate in the creepiest robotic voice ever..... so yeah lol