Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative
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So I work with this cat that claims he has aspergers. Now I know what it would be like to work with Mixerr. Speaking of Mix here at my new place I swear to H. A. D. that mix's doppelganger lives here. The haircut, the moustache, the TRIKE. It's uncanny. Except for one thing. Mixers doppelganger, in true Portland fashion, sports silky, flowing, floral pattern dresses
I'm sorry you have inferior genes Butch but sadly I don't think your diet will change that.
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BUTCHER 206
I got some fuckin awesome organic tomatoes I'll send ya. Just harvested a good 100 of the fuckers and got at least a few hundred to go. They are suuuuuuper sweet. Called sun sugars. My mystery beans on the otherhand have a total if 3 flowers between the 2 of em.
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BUTCHER 206
I tried that one when I got pulled over for bad tags no insurance and no license. Didn't work.
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BUTCHER 206
BUTCHERS GUIDE TO AVOIDING POLICE ENCOUNTERS WHILE DRIVING:
1. Be white or "look white"
2. No visible tattoos
3. Wear a dress shirt or button up shirt or anything other than a t-shirt
4. Have a valid drivers license, insurance, license plate and valid registration and tabs. This goes a long way in helping you look and smell innocent; your innocent aura will waft out of your car and the cops can smell how legal you are subconsciously like hogs sensing underground truffles and they wont even glance at you
5. Drive with your headlights on at all hours of the day, and always use your turn signals
6. Have a law enforcement memorial commemorative license plate (i can't actually afford this one myself they make you buy a new plate for like $120 every year but trust me it goes a long way)
7. Drive a shitty car and look poor. Cops can't squeeze blood from a stone they'll ticket the bigger fish out there
8. Don't have narcotics or anything illegal in your car
9. Don't break any traffic laws
10. Be sober
Follow these easy steps i guarantee you won't ever be pulled over or harassed by the cops
1. Be white or "look white"
2. No visible tattoos
3. Wear a dress shirt or button up shirt or anything other than a t-shirt
4. Have a valid drivers license, insurance, license plate and valid registration and tabs. This goes a long way in helping you look and smell innocent; your innocent aura will waft out of your car and the cops can smell how legal you are subconsciously like hogs sensing underground truffles and they wont even glance at you
5. Drive with your headlights on at all hours of the day, and always use your turn signals
6. Have a law enforcement memorial commemorative license plate (i can't actually afford this one myself they make you buy a new plate for like $120 every year but trust me it goes a long way)
7. Drive a shitty car and look poor. Cops can't squeeze blood from a stone they'll ticket the bigger fish out there
8. Don't have narcotics or anything illegal in your car
9. Don't break any traffic laws
10. Be sober
Follow these easy steps i guarantee you won't ever be pulled over or harassed by the cops
