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Ne Obliviscaris

Ne Obliviscaris

RIP Cut-Throat and SoCo
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Ne Obliviscaris said:
To go out or not to go out? What say the brehs? The options are: 1)bar with the folks, 2)a drunk bitch looking for trouble, 3)laziness, valium, NSK, vodka and some bad movies.
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You motherfuckers are no help. Playing make believe and shit. I told the homeboys im out, told the bitch id text her if I get drunk enough, and am watching The Gang That Couldnt Shoot Straight while getting faded (no valium though, in case I decide to go smack on that bitch).
 
Nuttkase

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
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InfamousICON said:
lol I was thinking the exact same thing when I was eating earlier and my dad said grace

when he was like "thank you for this food" I was like "lolwut, you paid for it from money busting your ass at a hard job and you cooked it yourself"
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When I was around 10 I was at Thanksgiving dinner with my aunt, uncle, my two cousins, and their two older family friends because my mom was at work. My aunt asked me to say grace and I didn't really know what that was so I said "Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub." because Bart said it in one of the Simpsons Thanksgiving episodes. I looked up and everyone was staring at me and the older couple looked terrified for some reason. My aunt got so mad she called my mom at work and when she handed me the phone I thought I was gonna get yelled out but my mom was actually hysterically laughing and told me to make like I was getting yelled at and then just to apologize so Thanksgiving dinner wasn't ruined for them lol.
 
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