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Mac Jesus

Mac Jesus

Girls send me your nudes
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I hella fell asleep at abt 645 pm and woke up now. I ain't been sleeping right lately and I gotta get up to work early.

Also I told my boss at work that I'd prefer if he started calling me the captain and dude didn't take me serious one bit.

Fuck it all yo.
 
NAMO

NAMO

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ELPOLLITO said:
Told you eses namo is a straight hoe cake
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you puta pequeno? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Los Zetas, and I’ve been involved in numerous executions on the Sinaloas, and I have over 300 public beheadings. I am trained in chainsaw warfare and I’m the top decapitator in all of Juarez. You are nothing to me but just another head waiting to be severed. I will detatch it with a lack of precision and cutting force the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, gringo. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of mariachi bands across the USA and a narcocorrido is being written about you right now so you better prepare for the chainsaw, gordo. The chainsaw that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your head. You’re fucking dead, paco. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in exactly one way, and that’s with my brand new Husqvarna 440 chainsaw. Not only am I extensively trained in chainsaw combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the local hardware store and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable head off the face of the body, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over your head and your head will come off in it. You’re fucking dead, gringo.
 
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NiNe2FiVe

NiNe2FiVe

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Mac Jesus said:
I hella fell asleep at abt 645 pm and woke up now. I ain't been sleeping right lately and I gotta get up to work early.

Also I told my boss at work that I'd prefer if he started calling me the captain and dude didn't take me serious one bit.

Fuck it all yo.
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Does time pass in the same speed it does in the real world? Like is 1 hour Canada the same as 1 hour US time? Does the snow slow the time? Or is like one year in the land of the free = 3 in the great white north? Explain.
 
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