Clown The Scrub Above 2011

[8FIVE8]

^^^smokes virginia slims

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Smokes Benson & Hedges Ultra Light 100s and gets dizzy after 3 puffs.

 

[:ab:]

^^^^^goes to the beach to get sand in his vagina. on purpose.

 

[4thereal]

^^^^ gets high off cigarettes

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^^^ Gets high off second hand smoke.

 

[mac_strong]

^^^gots a hairy chest fetish.

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Huffs so much spray paint the call him Earl Scheib

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Won his boyfriend a stuffed giraffe by knocking over 3 milk bottles with a bean bag at the county fair.

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Couldn't knock over 3 milk bottles with a bowling ball

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Threw the dart at the balloon with all his might and it just bounced off.

 

[wheregoliathat]

*Always hits his target in his nightly game of butt darts with Pain Junkies

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Plays one hand touch football.

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Always plays center in pick-up football. Not one of those centers that gets to go out for passes like in competetive flag football leagues, but the type of center that gets to eat an ice cream cone will playing

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Asks other men to scratch an itch on his back.

 

[Awol36]

^^^^ loves when other guys help him stretch his hamstrings...

 

[wheregoliathat]

^The girl in his sig gives him the creeps but he keeps it there to keep up appearences and such

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Parents picked him up from daycare everyday until he turned 22.

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Parents dropped him off at daycare on his second birthday but it turned into a hella long sleepover at foster homes for 16 years when they didn't come pick him up

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Featured as "Wednesdays Child" on Fox News for years, had a couple inquiries but no one ever adopted him.

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Dresses like WEdnesday from the Adam's family