What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
** Juan on Juan.
What is a Yankee?
** The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
** The position of the dirt bag.
Why is divorce so expensive?
** Because it's worth it.
What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
** One US leader.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
** Doughnuts.
Why is air a lot like sex?
** Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting
any.
Why is Chelsea Clinton so homely?
** Because Janet Reno is her real father.
What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50
politicians in a room
together?
** 100 people who don't do dick.
How did the tugboat get AIDs?
** It was rear-ended by a ferry.
Define "Egghead:"
** What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.
What's the definition of eternity?
** 4 blondes at a 4-way stop intersection.
Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day.
What do single guys
have?
** Palm Sunday.
How is sex like a game of bridge?
** If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
** Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of
a blowjob!
How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
** It's not hard...
** Juan on Juan.
What is a Yankee?
** The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
** The position of the dirt bag.
Why is divorce so expensive?
** Because it's worth it.
What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
** One US leader.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
** Doughnuts.
Why is air a lot like sex?
** Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting
any.
Why is Chelsea Clinton so homely?
** Because Janet Reno is her real father.
What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50
politicians in a room
together?
** 100 people who don't do dick.
How did the tugboat get AIDs?
** It was rear-ended by a ferry.
Define "Egghead:"
** What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.
What's the definition of eternity?
** 4 blondes at a 4-way stop intersection.
Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day.
What do single guys
have?
** Palm Sunday.
How is sex like a game of bridge?
** If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
** Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of
a blowjob!
How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
** It's not hard...
