The What Did You Dream Last Night Thread.

[Tragedy]

i'm always waking up early from weird dreams so i thought i would make a thread. just like how i said i have nightmares when i sleep on my back well this is why i'm up so damn early..

i dreamt that i was out just off shore on p.c.h. ( pacific coast highway) swimming parallel to the rocks trying to make it to the stretch of beach down a ways. the whole time i'm thinking this is some prehistoric water i better not get eat'n up but a fucking Great White Shark! all i'm thinking is "make it to the beach, make it to the beach."" hope i don't look like no fucking seal." "kick your legs make some splashes and some noise..this fucking water is cold."

so i make it. i look back and recognize some brick walls along the shore i had in a previous dream. then think??? "damn i'm lucky to get out that water!"

so then i hear some old white guy talking about how dangerous it is to swim in there and look and this mexican lady drag her kid out to swim and learn the hard way hahaha while her kid was crying.

i was thinking i didn't get no credit for making it cause they didn't notice me but i'm like fuck that! i'm glad i didn't get eat'n up by a fucking SHARK!













COOL STORY BRO!!!




















now what did you dream last night..

 

[Nebulizah]

I dreamt I was in some weird school & the supreme court was located in it too for some reason... well there was a ton of people there, & most of us were sitting down for lunch, when all of a sudden these three teenage-lookin dudes in blue t-shirts walked by with fucked up looks on their faces... instinctively I knew they were gonna shoot the school up, so I left the lunch room, & saw all these people lining up against the walls in the halls, just lining up for no particular reason cuz no shots were fired yet.. so I tried to find a way out & couldn't, but I walked into one of the supreme court justice's rooms & Justice Stevens was in there.. I told him what I thought was goin on & asked him if he could help me, and he said "sure.." so he reached behind him, pushed a code into the wall, and it opened up this hidden room with a fuckin hottub and 4 bitches in swimsuits waitin for me, cold drinks, a fuckin killer telescope, all sorts of pimp shit in this little tiny room... he said "have fun!" & locked us back in... then I woke up.

yea! I love vivid dreams.

 

[timebomb]

i dreamed about....

then i woke up had a drink and a piss and went back to sleep and dreamed about....

 

[timebomb]

i also DAY dream about random things like....

and ....

thank you carry on and may peace be upon you

 

[ColdBlooded]

I had a dream that I was in the hood in Miami(never been to Miami so I don’t know how I knew that’s where I was or why I was there) and we heard Kim Kardashian died of a drug overdose and for some reason my wife was distraut over her death. I was like WTF, you know Guru just died right?

I also dreampt that I had a cressent shaped cut on my cheek bone and when I woke up I thought it was there for some reason, but it was not.


Just got a new bed and I’ve been having crazy dreams every night since.

 

[fillyacup]

a.d.i.d.a.s.

 

[Gas One]

i remembered my dream in bed, but now that im out of bed, i dunno.

it had something to do with traveling in the desert to reach some cathedral or some shit

and then when we got there we started shooting shit up
im not sure why
and then i had to get in a boat with a spear and catch fish and in the process of doing so someones baby fell and landed on a rock hanging by its diaper

and some stork had to be called to grab it
beyond that i dont know what the fuck that dream was about

i probably need to stop playing castlevania symphony of the night

 

[Assassinator]

I had a dream that a Hamburger was trying to eat ME!!





nah, but seriously, i think i dream every night.... about random crazy shit. i remember last night dreaming there was a little dinasor lizard thing in my room and i was trying to smash it with a bat, lol!!

 

[fillyacup]

i think last night i dreamt about this cute bad chick and we sexed. i dont remember much else

 

[0R0]

I had a dream that I was in the hood in Miami(never been to Miami so I don’t know how I knew that’s where I was or why I was there) and we heard Kim Kardashian died of a drug overdose and for some reason my wife was distraut over her death. I was like WTF, you know Guru just died right?

LOL

 

[0R0]

I have noticed when you smoke weed steadily, you either dont dream or are unable to recollect them the next morning. Drinking on the other hand causes dreams imo. Last nite I killed some old white people in the woods and buried them out there. I don't remember much else except they were chipped up.

 

[Gas One]

^ that might be true, when i quit i started having vivid dreams every night

 

[Neshani]

It wasn't a dream but last night someone sent me a text message when I was asleep and my phone went off. I woke up out of a dead sleep thinking my watch alarm was going off. So I grab my phone and press some buttons to make a light to find my watch.

Shit, I can't find it any where. So I get up and turn on the light to look for the watch. Then my phone goes off again and I realized it was just a text message. Then I remembered I haven't worn a watch in about 6 years.

Sleep does fucked up shit to people.

 

[FatBlunts209]

i had a dream i was rich but woke up broke..

 

[fillyacup]

thats a daily nightmare

 

[ColdBlooded]

Daymare

 

[SRD420]

Apparently I woke up my bf screaming about Jews at about 3 A.M. this morning. He said he woke up in shock cuz I was really loud and said I was really mad. I have no recollection of it whatsoever and I don't really have anything against Jews nor do I use that word... so it was hard for me to believe, but maybe I watch too much South Park or something, I dunno???

I hate that though... not remembering or faintly remembering your dreams. Especially when someone tells you the shit you were saying.

I've also had an hour long conversation with my ex bf in our sleep. Him and I were apparently talking back and forth like we were awake, but we were sleeping. That shit was weird to me too cuz I couldn't remember any of that either. Dreams are weird.

 

[fillyacup]

subconsciously hates jews ^^

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

I have noticed when you smoke weed steadily, you either dont dream or are unable to recollect them the next morning. Drinking on the other hand causes dreams imo. Last nite I killed some old white people in the woods and buried them out there. I don't remember much else except they were chipped up.

LOL THAT'S A FACT.

I WOKE UP DRUNK AS SHIT LAST NIGHT, I TOLD MY LIL BROTHER'S FREIND SHUT UP ITS HELLA EARLY,

BUT REALLY IT WAS 6 IN THE EVENING. BUT HE NEEDED TO SHUT UP ANYWAYS...

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

AND BTW, I ALREADY MADE A THREAD LIKE THIS

PLEASE DO NOT SWAGGER JACK ME P P P