worst public bathroom you have been in

[Mr. Samos]

Hahahaha, orange turds, bahaha

I worked at a place called Top-Co last summer, the bathrooms were horrific, shit all over the floor, dirty sinks, no soap, nobody cleaned it, the manager actually tried to get my buddy Mike to sweep the bathroom and he quit on the spot, it was BAD, you couldn't do shit in there.

 

[KRYSI-31007]

I TRY TO REFRAIN FROM USING PUBLIC BATHROOMS AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE..

 

[mrtonguetwista]

I have been in HOMES that have dirtier bathrooms than any public bathroom out there!!

 

[Calm 1 NPK 503]

I have heard that womens bathrooms are typically nastier than mens bathrooms, but, since I haven't been in many mens bathrooms, I don't know!

A janitor here where I work said the womens restroom is 10x Nastier than the mens. She should know she cleans the shit up.

 

[siccness-user]

party island porty potties,

someone cummed all over them and i couldnt go, and i didnt want to do it in the sand,

i even wrote about it in the siccness,

i held my shit in for hours then i got home and i couldnt go, i had a date arrangment the next day with some bitch i wanted to bang since the twelve grade, it was ironic, but i didnt go cause my stomach was killing me

worst experience in my life of shit taking

 

[CHAPO GUZMAN]

this one bathroom in this one spot where theres like 20 different car garages where people fix cars and a mini junkyard. That shit was so nasty, rusty pipes.. water even came out rusty.. when u flushed or washed your hands, there was shit on the walls on the floor..and cleveland steamers in the toilet. It stunk like piss, shit and vomit in there. I swear i wiped my feet on the way OUT.

 

[AdolfOliverBush]

Anyway, someone went into the cubicle next to me took a shit wiped their ass and slid the dirty toilet paper under the cubicle right in front of me by my foot.

This thread has me dying, especially this incident.

I remember I went with my girlfriend at the time down to the Santa Monica mall. She had to take a piss really bad. We see this public restroom, but it's really nasty. It's just brick walls and a toilet. No toilet seat, no toilet paper, no seat covers, no sink, nothing. But she has to go really bad and I try to convince her to hold it until we get to the mall, but she can't. So she goes in to piss and the door doesn't close all the way, so I stand guard. Then I peep in really quick to see if she is a nasty-ass bitch and sitting on the toilet, but she's not, she's hovering over. I thought it looked pretty funny.

 

[Dirty Nappy]

There is someone taking a very loud very smelly diarheaish shit in one of the stalls every moment of every day in every bathroom in every airport on the planet, always. This happens simultaneously at every moment, ever. As one pulls his pants up, the next pulls his pants down, in the stall on the other side of you. THIS IS HOW ALL AIRPORTS WORK, EVERYWHERE. This is what I like to call the "FACELESS AIRPORT SHIT DEMON" phenomenon. If you happen to make eye contact with one of these creatures, they will eat your soul and poop it out really loudly in another city. This is not a good thing. You have been warned.

John from MPLS talking about airport bathrooms, i gotta agree

 

[SRD420]

If you from MN then you know fuckin' Station 4's bathroom reaks of piss and is quite unsanitary... 1 bathroom I will not use... I'll pop a squat in the parking lot before I step in that bitch... ick!

 

[SLICC RICC]

IVE SEEN HORRIBLE PUBLIC BATHROOMS ALL OVER THE STATE... I REMEMBER THE BATHROOMS AT PITTSBURG MARINA WERE FUCKED UP!!! I RECALL ONCE I DIDNT EVEN TOUCH THE DOOR CUS IT HAD DIARRHEA SPRAY ALL OVER THE HANDLE... FUCKIN MORBID... THEY CLEANED THEM UP A BIT OVER THE YEARS, THO... THE RESTROOMS AT SANTA MONICA BEACH ARE ALWAYS A TREAT TOO!!! NOTHIN LIKE GOIN TO PISS AND SMELLIN A BUMS CRACK SESSION IN THE NEXT STALL...

 

[Kon1]

heres what the toilets look like at the local park look like lol

 

[siccness-user]

i cant picture someone standing up and squirt the diarrhea everywhere,

how does that happen

 

[ChuckTaylor84]

pretty much every taqueria got a grimy azz bathroom dat dirty azz fuck

 

[Kon1]

^^^ this is true

 

[Music Nfluenced]

Circus and carnival restrooms are the worst. Next thing you know there's gonna be a thread about "Everyone go to your local parks and post up pics of dirty ass restrooms" or "Dirtiest restroom pic you can find"

 

[Gas One]

a portapotty in a rave.

all i had to do was open the door to know i was better off pissing on the side of the portapotty.

 

[B-San]

The Jack n the Crack in Hollywood... all I can say is that when I look down
I didn't see no walk of fame...

 

[SLICC RICC]

The Jack n the Crack in Hollywood... all I can say is that when I look down
I didn't see no walk of fame...

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! HOLLYWOOD CAN BE A GROTESQUE PLACE... WHAT JACK IN THE CRACK WAS IT??? THE ONE ON SUNSET AND WILCOX, ACROSS FROM AMOEBA RECORDS???

 

[B-San]

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! HOLLYWOOD CAN BE A GROTESQUE PLACE... WHAT JACK IN THE CRACK WAS IT??? THE ONE ON SUNSET AND WILCOX, ACROSS FROM AMOEBA RECORDS???

Yup!!!

 

[AdolfOliverBush]

WHAT JACK IN THE CRACK WAS IT??? THE ONE ON SUNSET AND WILCOX, ACROSS FROM AMOEBA RECORDS???

I've gone into that one. It's not that bad. Maybe it was the time you went. I think you have to ask the cashier to open the door for you because they have some kind of electronic lock where they have to push a button under the counter to open it.