working on a new bit for my comedy...help?

[REdRUM]

^^No. You dont get to post again in this thread again after that hella marty post about wanting to see dudes dick

I never said I wanted to see dude's dick, you fucking Aussie. In response to Taxman saying, "It will make people uncomfortable and probably piss people off.. That is what makes a good entertainer"...I tossed that in, for the end.

 

[jake921660]

HAHAHA calm down dude im only fucking with you

 

[fillyacup]

talk about how alot of internet messageboards and sites have the n word EVERYWHERE but like maybe 7% of the site population is actually black

 

[BASEDVATO]

talk about how white kids can cuss and talk ugly to there parents

"fuck you mom" in white voice

 

[:ab:]

smelling like a wet dog

 

[b-rock920]

talk about how alot of internet messageboards and sites have the n word EVERYWHERE but like maybe 7% of the site population is actually black

Ya give the siccness some more exposure.

 

[doja14]

say something faggish. then say no marty

 

[montroller510]

spoiled white kids never got their ass whooped by their parents so they talk hella shit to their mom and dad knowing that nothing will happen

or you could talk about how mad we get over video games

or you could talk about how we dominate at every non athletic sport IE bowling and tennis

gotta get some frat bro stereotypes in there like how white people always wanna play a drinking game and will mix every kind of alcohol without fear

source: IM WHITE BITCH

 

[doja14]

post up some of your past acts

 

[fillyacup]

tennis is pretty active. i would say golf.

dont bring up tiger, he's a coconut.


talk about bro rape

 

[Neshani]

post up some of your past acts

http://siccness.net/vb/showthread.php?t=342508

Here ya go.

 

[savage]

Gota do the "OMG!" like how George Lopez says it

 

[MizeryMade]

WPS
Women clutch their purses when in close proximity to Black men
4-Wheelin'/Off-road type shit
Sky divin'/Bungee jumpin'/Cliff divin'
Raves
Hunting
White women + Black men
Commit random acts of violence..AT THEIR JOB
Streaking

 

[menlohog]

how they like violent videogames and talk about them in detail.
soccer moms

 

[DuceTheTruth]

I hope you do good at your next set mayne!

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

Haha, Tragic Ls is funny as fuck though. The last video had me rolling, keep it up man.

You should work a bit into your routine about a white guy getting with a black girl and feeling insecure seeing she was used to fucking with all black guys before him. That shit happened to my homie when we were younger. One of the funniest conversations I've ever been apart of in my life lol.

I'm so fucking happy I'm Irish and not white.

LOL SLAP A LINE ABOUT K-FED AND/OR BOBBY BROWN IN THERE AND ITS GOLDEN!

 

[The Duke of Earl]

talk about jersey shore if people were from another race and explioted they were people would be sayin "racest"

 

[TRAGIC LOSSES]

What's up with white people doing stand up bits about white stereotypes?

I've seen it a million times, man; do something different. It's a plus to be edgy, too; don't be safe at all. Everyone and everything has to be a target.

No offense to you, but this ''new'' shit is ''old'' shit.

Good luck

Nah im flippin it a totally different direction than youre thinking

 

[TRAGIC LOSSES]

Heading out the door to go chill with John Witherspoon at Zanies.....ill come back and prop and reply properly later

 

[Ethereal]

They smell like bologna.

One of the funniest "stereotypes" of white people I've heard.

Props to the person who can name where that's from.