similar shit happend to me.. i woke with a busted ass lip and kept asking around and got some odd ass story...
"you got into a fight homie"
"with?"
"dunno"
2nd person..
"You got wooped up by some short chinese foo"
"WHATT?? WHY??"
"cant remember.. think u spit on his car."
3rd.
"Maann your lips fucked... lil dood did a number.."
"yeah i spit on his car i heard."
"yeah.. and u were eyeballing his female and said her ass was lookin coo for an asian.."
"are u fuckin serio??"
"yeah mann."
finally...
"Damn fool your face is jacked.."
"man i cant remember a fuckin thing.."
"i ain suprised.. u were tore back... you hella tripped on that curb.."
fuckin assholes lmao...