Man I have two. The first one was at the used to be Ziegfields, but I went like right after my 18th B-day with my used to be best friend, and he was tellin' about it , and about this one particular chick her stage name was AJ. So we walk in, and as soon as we did she (AJ) started walkin with us, and asked my boy "who is this", and we sat down, andstarted talkin for a while, all of a sudden she jumps on me , and starts givin me a lap dance...like WHOA!!! I'm thinkin' , "damn I just got here, I don't won't to spend all my money this fast", but it was FREE!!! Nigga was in heaven. So she leaves, and I'm peepin the scenary, and back then it was alot of dimes working there, and don't know about now, because I ain't been to one in about 3 yrs. But later that night I got a "REAL" lap dance from her where I had to pay. She does her first lap dance, and ask me if I want her to keep going" I said I don't care" so she keeps goin' for about 6 or 7 songs, I swear. Then she asked me again, but this time I said I was cool. This bitch only charged me for one lap dance. So you know what I thought...she was feelin a nigga, cause ain't no stripper gone give no free lap dances. But here is where it gets good. I went back again , like 6 mon. later, and she was still there, and as usual, gave me my first lap dance free. So I go in the back again where you have to pay them for a lap dance, and she's doin' the damn thing again. She asked the question again "you want me to keep goin"? Thinkin about last time I said yes, so she does, but this time she is doing "extra" seriously, I'm thinkin this bitch loves me. She was pulled it out and was rubbin on it and shit, but that's enought detail, she did more, but ya' no, don't want them to remove this post. She did it again for about 6-7 songs straight, but after she was finished she said, that'll be $100,...I'm fucked, I only got $60 left, so I gave her all that, and told her that's all I have, she said can you get the rest, I said "I ain't got no more", then I said I can go to the bank around the corner real quick, this bitch said "OK", what ya'll think I did......right, my ass didn't come back, and ain't been there since. Funny shit huh???
The other was at Bazooka's , and I was solo this time, I was about to leave, but I had to get a lap dance from this black and mexican chic, so I did. So was horrible, then she started puttin her pussy all in my face, and I smelled this FOUL odor, I was like "I know this bitch ain't this FOUL, but she was. I wanted to tell her manager man, that shit was horrible. It did stink a little, that shit stunk like hell dawg. After she was done, she asked "are you goin' leave a tip".....bianca, hell naw, I said "I only leave tips for a job well done", and left that bitch. Get at me with your stories.
The other was at Bazooka's , and I was solo this time, I was about to leave, but I had to get a lap dance from this black and mexican chic, so I did. So was horrible, then she started puttin her pussy all in my face, and I smelled this FOUL odor, I was like "I know this bitch ain't this FOUL, but she was. I wanted to tell her manager man, that shit was horrible. It did stink a little, that shit stunk like hell dawg. After she was done, she asked "are you goin' leave a tip".....bianca, hell naw, I said "I only leave tips for a job well done", and left that bitch. Get at me with your stories.
