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Thank's for slipping me a mickey!
Thank's for making me fail my drug test!
What kinda idiot waste drugs on other people!
Stupid ass, I could've made $20 off of that.
Hey, are you trying to rape me?
Don't cut the top of my head off and eat my brain please!
No Fair...
I'd be pissed if they slipped any kind of shit in my food. I don't like people fuckin' with what I eat. If I found out they did that, I'd try my damndest to beat the shit out of them before I passed out. If I passed out first I'd bide my time after I woke up and plot against them. I'd probably give it a few months so it wasn't fresh in their minds anymore and then do something worse to them.
As for that being your fist post..... WELCOME TO THE OPEN FORUM YOU WEIRDO!