the worst smelling farts

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Apr 25, 2002
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come from chinese food... HANDS DOWN!!! i usually enjoy the smell of my own ass-fumes, but god damn, these Kung Pow air biscuits are bout to make me throw up
 

Dana Dane

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May 3, 2002
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Thats really gross.

and I disagree. I work with nothing but mexicans, and their farts are the worst I have ever smelled in my life, so its gotta be mexican food.
 

SLICC RICC

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Jan 4, 2005
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Thats really gross.

and I disagree. I work with nothing but mexicans, and their farts are the worst I have ever smelled in my life, so its gotta be mexican food.
WHERE DO YOU WORK THAT FARTING WHILE WORKING IS ACCEPTABLE, OR AT LEAST TOLERATED??? ID TELL EM TO TAKE THAT SHIT OUTSIDE, OR SOMETHIN!!!
 
Dec 4, 2006
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Thats really gross.

and I disagree. I work with nothing but mexicans, and their farts are the worst I have ever smelled in my life, so its gotta be mexican food.

You should bust out with the Dookie Booty Squirt Smell on them and be like ..

"you fools fart, I shit on my panties ya fools!"
 

Dana Dane

RIP Vallejo Kid
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WHERE DO YOU WORK THAT FARTING WHILE WORKING IS ACCEPTABLE, OR AT LEAST TOLERATED??? ID TELL EM TO TAKE THAT SHIT OUTSIDE, OR SOMETHIN!!!

I work for a woodworking type company, the guys are out in the shop, and I am in the office. I am the only female here, and yeah, farting is cool to them. walkin out there is like walkin into a fat ass cloud some days.

and God help me if one of them decides they need to take a shit in my bathroom.

@Dfresh, a girl craps her pants and admits to it one time, and you just cant let it go!!!
 
Feb 2, 2006
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ima have to go with mexican food too. the other day i ate some of that and i went to school wakin shit up. ahahaha damn that shit smell bad even my burps
 
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Dana, it ain't the food that makes them smell that bad. Them fucks drink bud light everyday and snort coke...that's why their farts smell bad...
 

SLICC RICC

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I work for a woodworking type company, the guys are out in the shop, and I am in the office. I am the only female here, and yeah, farting is cool to them. walkin out there is like walkin into a fat ass cloud some days.

and God help me if one of them decides they need to take a shit in my bathroom.
DAMN...
 
Aug 9, 2002
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THE WORST FARTS IS WHEN MUTHAFUCKAS EAT SOMETHIN HELLA CHEESY OR DRANKED HELLA MILK. OR WHEN U GOTTA SHIT BUT U HOLD IT IN FOR HELLA LONG AND U GOT THE BUBBLIES BUT U LET OUT HELLA FARTS!