The Official Seattle Mariners Thread

[Fucky McFuckerson]

DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!!!!

But, Lincoln needs to go...it starts up top.

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

Bye-bye Ajax! And Rodney!

 

[Shaniac]

Longest win streak of the year!

 

[gimmefreemusic]

How many? 3 games?

 

[Shaniac]

5 lol

 

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They traded iwakuma to the Dodgers

 

[Chree]

He was a fa and chose those putas over the ms

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

Kuma was good, but when he had bad days...he was epically bad. He is what, 35? Not exactly young and our new head honcho sees that.

 

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Seattle Mariners great Ken Griffey Jr. elected to Baseball Hall of Fame, sets voting record | The Seattle Times

 

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Fuck the bitch ass Texas rangers

 

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- MLB Network | MLB.com

We're one of today's MLB Network free games, starting in 15 minutes. They're doing 40 games. I believe mlb.tv is celebrating something too


MLB.tv | MLB.com

 

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HOMERUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN CANO

 

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Down 1 in the top of the 9th then Single, single, single, single, 2 run homerun, to go up 4 runs on the bitch ass texas rangers FUCK THE TEXAS RANGERS

 

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Cano is absolutely tearing it up... definitely need to go to check out the highlight videos if you haven't been watching, his batspeed is incredible this year pretty sure hes juiced lol. And if not on some kind of performance enhancement, well, his confidence must be back and he must be healed up great from that hernia and must be mentally dialed in and ready to win this year. Grabbing up Cruz was a fantastic move seeing them bat is like they're competing against each other

 

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[Fucky McFuckerson]

M's suck again. Who is shocked? Different names, but same shitty players basically. We have scored 3 runs or less 5 of our 7 games this year. Pathetic.

 

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lol @ getting shut out 8-0, fifth loss in a row AT HOME. Jesus....

Usually we don't collapse until a month in at least. Can't say I'm not used to it though. Oh well. I'll keep watching. I guess I must be some kind of sick fuck who gets off on the pain and abuse.

 

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[Fucky McFuckerson]

rofl @ that Korean commentator going mainey when he hit that...priceless.

Glad we stopped the bleeding. Lets get it on the road.

 

[savage]

Still got a long ways to go. There's still hope. Don't give up on our M's lol