The Official Seattle Mariners Thread

[Fucky McFuckerson]

Through 05/19

Graphical power rankings

Youre welcome, KC and Minn. Good grief.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Even without seeing the numbers, Felix has had a rough starts the last few times out with Sunday not withstanding. He was getting knocked around quite a bit. Even had a game with 0 K's.

Yeah, he's been having some tightness and soreness issues, straining, its being kept on the hush. He's lostva little velocity from being sick awhile and all those factors combined. I have no worries though he's good, iwakuma looks to be almost there again, walkers getting healthy. Dont believe the numbers yet, they're going to get insane for the whole starting pitching squad

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Felix went 8 innings, 9 strikeouts, 1 walk, gave up 5 hits 1 run. We won 6-1

We're over .500! 24-23, woohoo lol. 9 more games on this homestand

 

[savage]

Hey man don't jinx us lol

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Sean barber was umpiring again lol

So tired of maurer collapsing any time runners get on base.

Paxton is doing rehab, might see him soon. I just hope they don't rush it.

We get felix, iwakuma, paxton going we'll be in serious business. This is the best start we'e had in 8 horrific soul crushing years.... lets go!

 

[BUTCHER 206]

 

[Shaniac]

I see 20 wins this year!

 

[Cut-Throat]

I see 20 wins this year!

No way, the mariners will win at least 60.

 

[savage]

Gotta get away from this .500 mark, and move up a little. We're always just lingering around this .500 mark or worse.

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

Sean barber was umpiring again lol

So tired of maurer collapsing any time runners get on base.

Paxton is doing rehab, might see him soon. I just hope they don't rush it.

We get felix, iwakuma, paxton going we'll be in serious business. This is the best start we'e had in 8 horrific soul crushing years.... lets go!

Its like de ja vu and shit. Maurer is awful. Dude has the mental make up of a tortured puppy.

Paxton need to hurry the fuck up and get better. If Young is our worst pitcher in the lineup, im very OK with that.

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

The M's now have 3 active players hitting under the Mendoza line. Thats goddamn pathetic. We also have 4 regular players hitting under .250. Good grief.

 

[Shaniac]

The M's now have 3 active players hitting under the Mendoza line. Thats goddamn pathetic. We also have 4 regular players hitting under .250. Good grief.

And Cano takes the day off yesterday. They need to get a DH with Hart out.

 

[Shaniac]

Felix pitches great once again in NY and Seager went beast mode! two triples, a double and a 3 run homer!

 

[savage]

10-2, need more games like that one

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

Franklin back down. K'n way to much. Might not see him again.

Smoak is slumping...badly. 4 for his last 31.

 

[Shaniac]

Smoak got the day off. Kuma and the Beaver OF got the job done today. Good game! 5 in a row now!

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

If the Playoffs started TODAY, we would be the #1 WC seed, and would face LAA in a one game WC playoff game. Thats in-fucking-sane.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Omfg
Felix with a career high 15 strikeouts! I told you not to worry about the king! He's back to full form after that flu that wiped him out and made him lose a bunch of weight. Tightness and soreness probs gone, velocity creeping back into domination levels.

I'm so excited this year... just staying positive

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

Fuckin Yanks. Needed to win on Tuesday with Iwakuma on the mound...what a squandered opportunity that was. I knew Tanaka was gonna Felix us last night...he is on the fast track to a Cy Young.

Can we salvage a win with Elias on the mound today? I hope so. LAA and OAK are buttfuckin each other and we cant take advantage. Typical M's.

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

Nope, M's get swept like some bitches.