Lmao they found a way to lose this game also fire the whole coaching staff the defense is pure trash and jones is al davis 2.0 and his son is gonna follow in his foot steps
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Real smart coaching staff have the lead murray averaging 7+ yards on 18 carries but hey lets have romo throw the ball 50 times
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I'm a fan of one team you cowputa fan.. don't ever call me that! You Little Corinthian you!
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BRISTOL, CT—In an installment of the popular segment broadcast Thursday night, ESPN’s “Sport Science” attempted to investigate the natural phenomena surrounding Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo’s shittiness and provide conclusive explanations for why the Dallas veteran sucks so bad.
“We always want to highlight the athletes who perform on nearly superhuman levels,” “Sports Science” host John Brenkus said. “And really, nobody in sports presents a better case study of a player who spectacularly collapses under the pressure of a professional athletic stage than Tony Romo.”
The four-minute piece, which used high-tech motion sensors and accelerometers to measure the quarterback’s forced and ill-advised throws, revealed that Romo possesses the exceptional ability to fuck up in just 0.64 seconds. The segment also sought to explain the physics involved in Romo haphazardly chucking a perfect spiral directly into the hands of an opposing cornerback.
“We observed Romo missing 98 percent of our targets,” Brenkus said. “While studying the footage, we were able to determine that his capacity to make poor decisions in less than a second greatly influence why he’s so imprecise.”
“There’s not a quarterback in the NFL who can make a mistake as quickly as Romo,” Brenkus added.
The “Sports Science” broadcast confirmed that Romo’s numerous boneheaded meltdowns in clutch situations correspond to an abnormally terrible field of vision coupled with an unparalleled knack for sloppily throwing into double coverage.
In addition, the show used computer animations of Romo’s brain to simulate the precise slowness of neural firings required for the quarterback to stand in the pocket and take a sack instead of spotting an open receiver streaking down the sideline.
Physicist and local professor Dr. Charles Dunbar, who worked as a consultant on the “Sport Science” segment, confirmed that Romo has seemed to defy logic with his horrid play over the years. Analyzing tape of the Dallas quarterback throwing four interceptions to the Giants in week eight, Dunbar said he was intrigued by how the human body could be capable of such an utterly shitty performance.
“It was truly fascinating to scrutinize Romo’s pathetic struggles on the field,” Dunbar said. “We are finally starting to unravel the science behind the dumb shit tripping over his own feet and falling down well before the pass rushers arrive.”
“Those in the scientific community interested in studying piss poor quarterbacking truly couldn’t ask for a better subject,” Dunbar added.
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Dallas is probably the only team around that can score 30 points a game and have a losing season or won't make it to the playoffs. They have one of the most talent laden rosters on the offensive side of the ball in the NFL but the coach fails them. There's been a few games that the Cowboys lost this season simply because they abandon the run. A 23-point lead today and the shitty defense lets Green Bay come back. DeMarco Murray was averaging 7+ yards a carry (also leads all NFL starting running backs with 5.3 yards per carry), but for whatever reason Garrett feels compelled to put the game in the hands of Tony Romo and puts him on the hot seat...he HAS to make plays now, he can't relax and just play his game, and when in those situations, we all know what happens, and we saw it again today...DeMarco Murray should be getting 25 touches a game.
What Dallas should do is hire Lovie Smith next year. He's defensive minded and will rebuild that defense. He also likes to have a balanced offense. Cowboys obviously have talent on offense, but the play calling is trash and romo doesn't need to throw 50 times a game. I'm telling you Lovie would be a great fit for this team.
Jones should talk to him now cuz the Texans are already in contact with him.
Jones should talk to him now cuz the Texans are already in contact with him.
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thing is the defense cant stay healthy for shit and we dont have much money to work with next year we still have to resign dez its being said if cowboys dont win a playoff game this year pretty much everyone on the coaching staff is gone which is great news but another problem is no one wants to work for jones cause he wants in on ever decision and just wants a yes man
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