Take a handful of sleeping pills before you tape the next show,
make that two handfuls.
Wash it down with bleach.
Bleach thats been mixed with antifreeze.
and the antifreeze has to have been spiked with cyanide.
i would pray for you, but your hopeless and apparently even Jesus cant save you.
There is an opening slot in hell though,though i doubt even the Devil would want to waste his time on you.
The people here sure the fuck dont want you
Maybe you can move to Haiti and get them to turn you into a zombie?