A little biography about myself. I'm a big ass Chinese fool. Not your typical asian male here. I'm talking bout 6'4" 220 pounds. I'm what they call a physical specimen, been eating genetically grown rice since day one. Bay area music is fascinating to me. Everytime I hear Tell Me When to Go, I shake around in the car like its a fucking 7.0 earthquake. Its ridiculous. My friends call me the Beast from The East. I'm not a stereotypical Chinese person. I get stupid dumb and hyphy when they play F.A.B, E-40, Keak, or any bay area music artists. I also know the lyrics to Boss Tykoon for some odd reason.
So last thursday night, I was at a club called Blush in Burlingame. It was poppin, lots of people there. So I'm doing my thing, getting retarded on the dance floor. Then all of a sudden my ears chime in, and I hear Tell Me When To Go. I pause for a brief moment, preparing myself to get ridiculously insane on the dance floor. As I hear the E-40 say "Jesus Christ have dreads so shake em, imagine all the Hebrews going dumb" I'm shaking my head, doing the thizz face, flappin my wings around, hoppin on one leg. Keep in mind, I'm the biggest Chinese dude on the floor, getting hyphy, and I got a bunch of people looking at me like I'm some retard. Whatever, so a big black guy next to me says "UHHHHHHHHHH!! Look at that N**ga!!!!" And I'm still getting retarded. He then comes up to me and says, "My man, how tall is you?" I told him " 6'4" man". He then said "You're Chinese right?" I replied "Yep". Then he says something that made my night. He said "You're the hyphiest Chinese N**ga that I've ever seen in my life." And I'm just standing there thinking, wow I just got complimented by a black dude, how freakin awesome is that. So that basically made my night. When I get home, my sister calls me and asks, what getting hyphy was. I told her to watch the Tell Me when To go music video , and she did and she said " They look like they're retarded." I said "Thats exactly what I was doing." What can I say, I just like to get hyphy, even if it doesn't look right. But hey who the hell cares.
So last thursday night, I was at a club called Blush in Burlingame. It was poppin, lots of people there. So I'm doing my thing, getting retarded on the dance floor. Then all of a sudden my ears chime in, and I hear Tell Me When To Go. I pause for a brief moment, preparing myself to get ridiculously insane on the dance floor. As I hear the E-40 say "Jesus Christ have dreads so shake em, imagine all the Hebrews going dumb" I'm shaking my head, doing the thizz face, flappin my wings around, hoppin on one leg. Keep in mind, I'm the biggest Chinese dude on the floor, getting hyphy, and I got a bunch of people looking at me like I'm some retard. Whatever, so a big black guy next to me says "UHHHHHHHHHH!! Look at that N**ga!!!!" And I'm still getting retarded. He then comes up to me and says, "My man, how tall is you?" I told him " 6'4" man". He then said "You're Chinese right?" I replied "Yep". Then he says something that made my night. He said "You're the hyphiest Chinese N**ga that I've ever seen in my life." And I'm just standing there thinking, wow I just got complimented by a black dude, how freakin awesome is that. So that basically made my night. When I get home, my sister calls me and asks, what getting hyphy was. I told her to watch the Tell Me when To go music video , and she did and she said " They look like they're retarded." I said "Thats exactly what I was doing." What can I say, I just like to get hyphy, even if it doesn't look right. But hey who the hell cares.
