SHITTY ASS HOLIDAY JOBS

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RIX

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ANY OF YA'LL GET HIRED AT SUM PLACE FOR SEASONAL HELP? I DID... 7 BUX AN HOUR IS ALL THESE MAJOR ASS COMPANIES ARE READY TO PAY FOR SUM HOLIDAY HELP N SHIT N THEY EXPECT THA WORLD FRUM U... YO IM TELLIN U... FUCK THIS SHIT... WHO'S WIT ME ON THIS? FUCK BARNES N NOBLES... N FUCK 7 BUX AN HOUR... NO WONDER WHY PEOPLE START PUSHIN SACKS TO MAKE ENDS MEET... FUCK THIS
 

RIX

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IM BOUT TO GO FUCK WIT CHEVRON OR SOMFIN... I SEEN A NOW HIRING SIGN... SHITTTTTTTTT ITS HELLA HARD TO GET A JOB IN THA BAY... MOTHA FUCKAZ
 
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I worked for Nordstrom’s at a mall during the holiday season a couple times. Pay was pretty good, around $15/hr or some shit, but the bad part was the fucking X-Mas CD they played. ONE FUCKING GAY Christmas CD ON REPEAT ALL DAY LONG. Drove me insane. “Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock” – SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH! Everytime I hear that shit it’s like I’m about to have a seizure or just completely snap and turn into incredible hulk or some shit.
 

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yeah, some retail stores are decent...i know a kid who bought a tight eclipse cuz he made 4 g's in a little over two months during the holiday season just in commission alone, at the Sharper Image.


but one of the worst holiday jobs i had was to work at a christmas tree farm. U break ur back all day unloading trees off trucks and standing them up, becoming covered in head to toe in sap, and then u gotta carry them to the car, and if ur LUCKY enough to get a tip, u gotta fight with 4 other guys to get ur grimy ass dollar from Mr. Magoo in his brand new lexus.
 
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WORKING RETAIL IS a bothc and a half DURING XMAS...FUCK THAT, HAVING TO PICK UP AFTER PEOPLE AND ACT ALL FAKE AND SHIT
man i hated retail during xmas....i worked at Nordstrom Rack which is like the ghetto version, hella broke people tryin to buy expensive shit....i worked the shoe dept at 280 metro, man i would want to really hurt people who would try on like 20 pairs of shoes and just leave em for me to clean up....fuck that place, i went back a few years later and spent $500 on shoes and just laughed at those fuckers...it felt good.

working customer service is a bitch too (phones) hearing about how we ruined xmas for dyin grandmas and shit....hey if you didnt wait until the last minute to shop it would got there on time you cheap bastard, should paid for overnight delivery...not waiting till the 22nd and then not spending the extra $15 to get it there on time....

i worked at good guy for like 3 weeks and quit, shitty ass retail job and no good commissions...

Christmas for any biz is a bitch.....my boy was hustlin xmas trees a few years back...had his own lot and shit...dont know how he pulled that one off, he had a HUGE coke habit
 

RIX

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YEA AT BARNES N NOBLES I JUST STARTED THAT SHIT... FUCKIN OLD ASS HAGS BE HELLA SHORT N CANT GRAB THEY OWN BOOKS N SHIT TALKIN BOUT "HEY BIG GUY, CAN U GET THAT DOWN FOR ME?" IMMA FUCK AROUND AND DROP A BOOK ON SUMONES HEAD N WALK AWAY N BE LIKE FUCK 7 BONES A HOUR... I RATHER SHOULDER TAP FOR CHANGE MAN FUCK THIS
 

DubbC415

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mustynutz said:
Christmas for any biz is a bitch.....my boy was hustlin xmas trees a few years back...had his own lot and shit...dont know how he pulled that one off, he had a HUGE coke habit
LMAO! thats the funniest thing i've read in a while...

when i worked at the movie theater, its open 365 days a year...so i worked, Thanksgiving, the day after thanksgiving, x-mas eve, new years eve, and news year day....i was allowed ONE holiday off, and i got x-mas itself...and trust me, the worst day was Black Friday, the day after thanksgiving, cuz we were in a mall.

I had a really bitchy GM when i worked there...on x-mas eve, the power was out, and we couldnt show any movies...well, i show up to work at 9, and they kept all the employees there, even though we couldnt play any movies. the GM called from his home, to make sure the employees still did work, but wouldnt give anyone a "break". talk about a fucking Scrooge. I was there till 4.
 

RIX

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AIGHT MUSTY U NME GONNA GO ROB BAILEY BANKS N BIDDLE N HIT THA STREETS OF SF. N IMMA OPEN UP MY TRENCH COAT N HAVE LIKE 40 WATCHES N SHIT N U GON BE LIKE PICK N CHOOSE BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 40 DOLLA 4 U LOLLLLLLLLLL

OR JUST HIT THA WASHINGTON MUTUAL IN ANTIOCH... I GOT IT ALL PLANNED OUT... DUBC415 U COME THRU TO N WE GON HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY XMAS MY NIGZ
 
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At least you all ain't that nigga dressed up as Santa at the malls and shit. Imagine what he goes through everyday. Yo, they mean mugg all the time man. Just try eying down a Santa homies. It can't be done...
 

DJ Mark 7

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well, I see people EVERY DAY bustin their ass workin at Jack N The Crack or cleanin toilets for minimum wage, so I wouldn't much complain if I were you about $7 an hour to help elderly women reach books...
 
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2-0-Sixx said:
I worked for Nordstrom’s at a mall during the holiday season a couple times. Pay was pretty good, around $15/hr or some shit, but the bad part was the fucking X-Mas CD they played. ONE FUCKING GAY Christmas CD ON REPEAT ALL DAY LONG. Drove me insane. “Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock” – SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH! Everytime I hear that shit it’s like I’m about to have a seizure or just completely snap and turn into incredible hulk or some shit.
Which mall??
 
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shit i cant stand that bell...it must drive them crazy too, shit you gotta ring it for 8 hours....fuck that standing there and beggin...

lol i'd come back everytime and be like
" yup nobody gave anything"
 

RIX

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I WAS WORKIN AT THA BARNES N NOBLES CAFE N SHIT N HELPIN OUT ON THA SIDE...


FUCK THAT I JUST GOT HOME RIGHT NOW EARLY... CUZ I QUIT...... FUCK THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!