For the record, there is alcohol in non-alcoholic beers (i know it sounds stupid but its true). And tell me you all have never tried the pouring O'Douls into a cup and seeing what morons act drunk first test....Works well on unknowing females...
whats better is if you got money to spend buy a keg of one an a leg of budweiser an get em next to each other an see the squares act all drunk an try an blame it on the beer