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Masked Man 2O6

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May 23, 2002
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THE BIGG LEE has entered the room.
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: jump on an imaginary 4gasm oh no my body in a spasm of tastelest lust for life commit a crime but dont wine and dine on anything just keep it real and dont steal your pocket protector might jus
THE BIGG LEE: TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: shizzl didnt finish
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: lol
THE BIGG LEE: I SAID TSSSSSSSSSSS MOTHERFUCCIN HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: oh no she's no whore but shes buckled like a door
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: HAHAHAHA
THE BIGG LEE: BITCH DONT IGNORE LEEE
LunaticRecordz02: dont forget to flush lee
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: haha
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: hey nicc
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: the neighbor next door is fucking buckled
THE BIGG LEE: TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: god shes hidious
LunaticRecordz02: sorry to hear that
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: i am sorry for her husband
Masked Man 206: Clown em' lee.
LunaticRecordz02: is this one of your bitches cuzin
LunaticRecordz02: hahahaha
Masked Man 206: Naw, LEEz tha homie.
Masked Man 206: Remember him from tha old board
LunaticRecordz02: yea yea
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: wassup lee
LunaticRecordz02: metal panties n shit
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: lol
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: metal panties
Masked Man 206: Oh yeah!
THE BIGG LEE: LIKE WHO SHOULD I CLOWN HOMIE
Masked Man 206: Trance.
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: no
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: DAMNIT DAVID
LunaticRecordz02: hahahaha
Masked Man 206: Yes.
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: i have had my FILL OF CLOWNING
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: i am about to go loco
THE BIGG LEE: LIKE TRANCE U FUCCIN COCANUT HEADED CANOPENER FACE
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: lol
Masked Man 206: LEE will clown you harder then I ever will.
THE BIGG LEE: U STINK SO BAD YOU SWEAT BLACK FALG
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: its just words
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: lol
LunaticRecordz02: wtf
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: BLACK FLAG
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: lol
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: anti roach killer
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: AHHAHA
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: roach killer
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: OH NO AM I THE ORCKIN MAN NOW?
THE BIGG LEE: YOU LOOK LIKE A MIDGET WITH FAT BRACES DRADLOCKS BELLBODDOMS AND HIGH HEELS
THE BIGG LEE: U SUCC THE ORCHIN MANS DICC
Masked Man 206: LOLOL.!
LunaticRecordz02: hey cuz
Masked Man 206: LOL!
Masked Man 206: Yeah.
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: you look like a fucking abnormal sea urchin with cum on your chin
Masked Man 206: LOL.
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: ohhhhh go wipe
LunaticRecordz02: lmfao
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: IT
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: bosniotch
THE BIGG LEE: U CALL THE ORCHIN MAN OVER THEN YOU UCC HIM AND MAKE THAT SHIT JUST LIKE A PORNO SCEEN
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: hey bitch i am the orchin man i can come take care of those roaches brewing in your gear
LunaticRecordz02: chris killed himin one line
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: HAHAH
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: fucking half dead rag doll
LunaticRecordz02: cuz i thought you said he had klowns
THE BIGG LEE: BITCH I WILL STICC MY FOOT SO FAR UP URE ASS IT WILL TAKE SURGERY 2 TIMES FROM IT GOING IN AND OUT
Masked Man 206: Hez dose, hez just gettin' started.
THE BIGG LEE: I WILL FUCCIN CROME URE NOSE IN
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: lol
THE BIGG LEE: U LOOK LIKE A MIDGET CRAIG MACK ON METH
Jake D x69x has left the room.
Masked Man 206: Haha.
THE BIGG LEE: U LOOK LIKE HOWARD STERNS LEFT BUTT CHEEK
MilkdudGirl has entered the room.
LunaticRecordz02: c mon man
Masked Man 206: Clown back cris.
THE BIGG LEE: YOU SHORT RIC FLAIR LOOKIN PINEAPPLE FACE ILL FUCC CLAIR RIGHT IN FRONT OF U
LunaticRecordz02: awwwww shit
Masked Man 206: Haha!
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: brb
LunaticRecordz02: thats not good
Masked Man 206: Shit.
THE BIGG LEE: AND NUTT IN HER MOUTH THEN LET U LICK UP THE REMAINS
THE BIGG LEE: BITCH
Masked Man 206: OMG!
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: HEY MAN shut the fuck up
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: you've gone to far
LunaticRecordz02: lmfao
THE BIGG LEE: CLAIR RIDES MY DICC ALL NIGHT LIKE AN EXPRESS TRAIN
LunaticRecordz02: crying
Masked Man 206: My goodness.
THE BIGG LEE: U DROP THE SOAP ON PURPOSE IN THE PEN HOMIE
Masked Man 206: ROTMFGLMMFAO.
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: yoru momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs
Masked Man 206: Booo.
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: lol
THE BIGG LEE: URE MOM IS SO FAT BACK IN SCHOOL SHE SAT NEXT TO EVERYBODY
LunaticRecordz02: vin baker
LunaticRecordz02: lmfaO
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: your momma's so fat when she dances she makes the band SKIP
THE BIGG LEE: URE MOMS SO FAT LAST TIME SHE SEEN 90210 WAS ON A SCALE
Masked Man 206: LEE is gettin' him.
THE BIGG LEE: URE MOMS BELT SIZE IS EQUATER
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: lol
Masked Man 206: Thatz old lee.
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: SHUT UP YOU HALF BAKED HALIBUT you look like something that crawled out of my dead dogs ass
THE BIGG LEE: WHAT R U SAYING I LOOK LIKE U BITCH
Masked Man 206: Damn!
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: You are so ugly the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: HAHAHAHAH
LunaticRecordz02: LMFAO
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: HAHAHAHA
MilkdudGirl: lol
LunaticRecordz02: GOT EM
Masked Man 206: Shit and a halk.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LunaticRecordz02: I KANT QUIT LAUGHIN
Masked Man 206: Either call I.
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: lol
Masked Man 206: I need a ciggy.
Masked Man 206: But I might burn myself.
LunaticRecordz02: LOL
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: LOL
Masked Man 206: lee, lee, lee.....
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: Hey, what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants its ass back!
THE BIGG LEE: U LOOK LIKE A SHORT HULK HOGAN WITH WITH AN EMENIM NOSE AND A FUCCIN POT BELLY
LunaticRecordz02: GOT EM
Masked Man 206: Hey LEE, when you gonna come to Seattle mayne??
Masked Man 206: LMAO!
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: Your mama's so fat, when she wears a Malcom X shirt, helicopters try to land on her!
THE BIGG LEE: YEA TO DO A SHOW
THE BIGG LEE: THEN IM GONNA BEAT HE SHIT OUT OF THAT BITCH TRANCE
LunaticRecordz02: haha
THE BIGG LEE: URE MOMS SUCH A SLUT EVERBODY LANDS ON HER
Masked Man 206: Are you really rappin' lee, or do you do it for fun?
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: yo mama so ugly just after she was born her mother said what a treasure and her father said yes lets go bury it
THE BIGG LEE: URE MOM LOOKS LIKE SHAWN KEMP WITH A JERY CURL
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: lol
LunaticRecordz02: wtf
THE BIGG LEE: URE MOM IS SO UGLY THAT BITCH HAD TO TRICK OR TREAT OVER THE PHONE
Masked Man 206: Fuck Shawn kemp!
THE BIGG LEE: YEA MOTHERFUCCER I AINT NO SAM BOWIE
Masked Man 206: LOL, lee you used that in our battle.
LunaticRecordz02: fucc david shawn
THE BIGG LEE: I KNOW
Masked Man 206: Fuck nicc martinie, drink up hoeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: your so poor I went to your house and asked where the bathroom was and you said 4th bottle to the left
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: :)
Masked Man 206: Lee, you got any audio?
 
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Masked Man 2O6

Sicc OG
#2
May 23, 2002
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THE BIGG LEE: NOPE
Masked Man 206: LOL, chris, you got him on that one.
THE BIGG LEE: URE SO POOR THE FRONT AND BACK DOOR IS ON THE SAME HINGE
Masked Man 206: Oh my god!
THE BIGG LEE: YEA AND U WERE THE BOTTLE
Masked Man 206: That comedy!
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Masked Man 206: Damn!
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: Yo mammas so fat her clothes have stretch marks
THE BIGG LEE: URE SO POOR WHEN I WENT TO URE HOUSE I SAW A BOOGER ON THE WALL AND U SAID THATS THE FAMILY FOTO
Masked Man 206: Shit.
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: Yo mammas so fat she has two stomaches one for meats and one for vegetables.
THE BIGG LEE: URE MOMS SO FAT SHE WAKES UP IN SECKTIONS
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: Yo mammas so fat every time she puts an apple in her mouth people try to roast her
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: HAHAHAHA
THE BIGG LEE: YO MOM GOT MORE CHINS THAN A CHINESE PHONE BOOK
Masked Man 206: My troat hurt.
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: Yo mammas so fat shes like the Bermuda Traingle when kids run around her they get lost
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: HAHA
Masked Man 206: Chin chech him lee.
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: Yo mammas so dumb she asked for a price check at the $2 shop
THE BIGG LEE: YO MOM IS LIKE A TWINKY ROUND AND FULL OF CREAM
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: Yo mammas so dumb she put ice cubes in the freezer to keep the refrigerator cold
THE BIGG LEE: YO MOM IS SO DUMB SHE THOUGHT A QUARTERBACK WAS A REFUND
THE BIGG LEE: YO MOM IS SO FAT SHES ON BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: i got a question for you
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: ask your mother fucking mom
Masked Man 206: Ask yo m,omma!
THE BIGG LEE: SHIT ONLY URE MOM AND DAD WOULD KNOW
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: lol
THE BIGG LEE: WHEN U WAS BORN THE DOCTOR SLAPPED URE CUZ HE THOUGHT IT WAS URE ASS BITCH
THE BIGG LEE: HE SLAPPED URE FACE BITCH
THE BIGG LEE: BITCH
THE BIGG LEE: BITCH
THE BIGG LEE: BITCH
THE BIGG LEE: ASS
THE BIGG LEE: CUM
THE BIGG LEE: BUCKETT
THE BIGG LEE: SLOP PUSSY
THE BIGG LEE: FUCCIN CORNDREAD DICC
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: You are so fat, God can't even lift your spirit
THE BIGG LEE: URE MOMS SO OLD WHEN GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT SHE FLICKED THE SWITC
Masked Man 206: I'ma post this on tha iccness Lee, it'z damn funny.
THE BIGG LEE: LIKE COOL
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: Last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: Your so ugly when you was born,your incubaiter had tinted windows
LunaticRecordz02: Pisses myself sevral times during thin conversation
THE BIGG LEE: WELL SHUT URE MOP TOP FUCCIN RIC FLAIR HAIR BOODY SMELLIN COCKAROACH EATIN CORNBREAD BITCH ASS UP
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: HAHAHAHAHA
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: here is the truth right here for ya lee
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roach and your whole family came out singing, "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, thank the Lord that we got meat
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: lol
THE BIGG LEE: WITH URE CRISPY BLOND JERY CURL
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
Masked Man 206: Chris man, I can tell you are copiein' some offa tha net.
THE BIGG LEE: THE RAOCHES RIDE AROUND ON DOOM BUGGIES IN URE HOUSE
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: yoru breath is so bad when you talk your teeth duck
THE BIGG LEE: URE MOM IS SO BALD WHEN SHE PUTS ON A TURTLE NECK SHE LOOKS LIKE A BUSTED CONDOM
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: hh my god whats that big ugly thing on your neck oh its just your head
THE BIGG LEE: URE MOM IS SO FLAT CHESTED URE DAD HAD TO BREAST FEED U
Masked Man 206: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
THE BIGG LEE: HAHA WOOOW U REALLY CLOWNED ME
THE BIGG LEE: U FUCCIN CRUM BUMM JIVE COOLIE
THE BIGG LEE: FUCCIN MONGREL
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: your so dumb he thinks the kentucky derby is a hat
THE BIGG LEE: U KANT CAP DICC FACE
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: He paid $500 to have his family tree searched, and found out he was the sap.
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: His neck reminds you of a typewriter -- Underwood.
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: He bought a topless bathing suit for his half-sister.
THE BIGG LEE: SHUT YO 5 FOOT 2 BACKSTREET BOY LOOKIN COCK BREATHED FUCCIN SEED NUTTS ASS UP
THE BIGG LEE: YOU COULDNT FIND URE DICC WITH A RAOD MAP
Masked Man 206: Alright, we need to stop, my troat has had a good trashin'.
Masked Man 206: Letz call it quitz.
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: lol
THE BIGG LEE: AYE TELL MY HOE CLAIR I SAID WHUTS UP AND THAT BITCH BETTER HAVE MY MONEY
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: your like cement, it takes you two days to get hard!
THE BIGG LEE: THAT BITCH RIDES MY DICC LIKE HER OWN LITTLE PONY
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: hey man stfu
THE BIGG LEE: YOU COULDNT HAVE MORNING WOOD IF U CHOPPED DOWN A TREE AT 8 AM
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: LOL
THE BIGG LEE: ASK U8RE GIRL CLAIR I GET HARD ONCE SHE PUTS HER LIPS ON THE TIP
THE BIGG LEE: OF MY DICC
THE BIGG LEE: URE GIRL CLAIR IS LIKE A MERRYGO ROUND EVER1S HAD A IDE
THE BIGG LEE: EXCEPT U
THE BIGG LEE: CLAIR IS LIKE A TV EVEN A TWO YEAR OLD COULD TURN HER ON
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: HEY why dont you stfu about claire man
THE BIGG LEE: CUZZ I LOVE THAT PUSSY HOME BOY
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: where do you live?
THE BIGG LEE: I BEAT THAT SHIT UP MORE THEN U TSSSSSSSSSSSS HAAAAAAAAAA
THE BIGG LEE: SHES FINGER LICKING GOOD
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
THE BIGG LEE: NEXT TO YOU
THE BIGG LEE: BITCH
THE BIGG LEE: CLAIR NEEDS TO SHAVE HER PUSSY THOUGH
THE BIGG LEE: TOO HAIRY
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: GOD DAMNIT shut up man
THE BIGG LEE: BUT U WOULDNT KNOW HUH TRANCE
THE BIGG LEE: U NEVER GOT ANY?
THE BIGG LEE: DAMN
THE BIGG LEE: U SUCC
THE BIGG LEE: EVERYBODY HIT THAT SHIT
THE BIGG LEE: PEOPLE HIT THAT LIKE A PUNCHING BAG
LunaticRecordz02: omg
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: DUDE
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: STFU
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: you done did it now
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: man
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: i swear to god
LunaticRecordz02: hahaha
LunaticRecordz02: swear
THE BIGG LEE: TELL CLAIR TO HAVE MY MONEY I PUT HER OUT ON 35TH AND ROXBERY
THE BIGG LEE: AND SHE BEEN MAKIN DOUGH
THE BIGG LEE: I LIVE ON 35TH AND ROXBERY ACTUALLY THATS MY COUSINS HOUSE IM THERE RIGHT NOW
THE BIGG LEE: YOU WANNA COME WATCH ME FUCC CLAIR
THE BIGG LEE: HU
THE BIGG LEE: HOME DIGGITTY
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: why dont you bring your burnt pastry ass down to my fucking block and cock lock and blow your fucking face all over my mother fucking sidewalk
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: FUCKING MUSTARD MAN
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: GO BAKE SOME HAM FOR YOUR FUCKING LAME ASS
THE BIGG LEE: ASK CLAIR SHE WILL TELL U MY DICC IS LIKE AN ELEVATOR ALWAYS ON THE RISE
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: where do you live?
THE BIGG LEE: IN CITRUS HIEGHTZ HOMEBOY
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: where is that?
THE BIGG LEE: LIKE I DARE YOU TO KOME DOWN HERE
THE BIGG LEE: FUCCIN HELLA GHETTO HOMEY
THE BIGG LEE: U WOULDNT LAST 1 SEC
THE BIGG LEE: ON MY BLOCK STR8T 69TH STREET
THE BIGG LEE: BITCH
THE BIGG LEE: 916
THE BIGG LEE: SAC COUNTY
THE BIGG LEE: HOE
THE BIGG LEE: TSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: shut up you little ghetto child have nothing better to do then fucking clown on people
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: go waste your filth somewhere else
TrAnCeMaNiAc01: david you there?>
THE BIGG LEE: ALRIGHT I WASTE MY FILTH IN CLAIRS MOUTH
THE BIGG LEE: IVE BEEN MEANING TO UNLOAD
THE BIGG LEE: ME AND CLAIR MADE CHEEP 50 CENT PORNOS
THE BIGG LEE: I SEEL THEM ALL OVER THE PLACE
THE BIGG LEE: SELL*
THE BIGG LEE: YOU BLOND TOP TIMMY 2 SHOES PUNK BITCH
THE BIGG LEE: MAYBE IF U GIVE LEE 20 BUCKS ILL HAVE CLAIR GIVE U A LAP DANCE
TrAnCeMaNiAc01 has left the room.
THE BIGG LEE: LIKE ANYWAYS TELL THAT BITCH CLAIR TO HAVE MY MONEY OR IM WHOOPIN HER ASS AND LIKE FUCC U BITCH ASS RIC FLAIR LOOKIN BACKSTREET BOY WITH AN INSIDE OUT DICC PEACE OUT MASKED MAN
THE BIGG LEE has left the room.
MilkdudGirl: hmm
 
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Mak-X

Sicc OG
#6
Jun 14, 2002
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Colorado Springs, CO
#6
TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

RoTfLmMfAo!!!!!

LEE clowned the piss outta that guy, my favorite line: I BEAT THAT SHIT UP MORE THEN U TSSSSSSSSSSSS HAAAAAAAAAA

Ay Masked Man I'll send you and audio I still have that LEE sent me, it's him sayin TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
Deuce

Deuce

Sicc OG
#9
Jun 12, 2002
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#9
Aim-DeuceTheYungPimp

Booooooo ,Maybe y'all found hat funny,Half his disses were funny Bacc when Deuce's pop's was pimpin' old style shit.
2 C's
 
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BOSS925

Sicc OG
#18
May 9, 2002
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#18
post ur online conversation u fuckin computer geek u live for ur computer huh fagboy i'll slap u wit my dick bitch.leezilla? u a fuckin joke to me fag
 
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