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i would cut MNM, the heartthrobs, simon dean, eugene, all those stupid diva search bitches, the bashams, snitsky, cade & murdoch and every talent that theyre not doing anything with.

i would then re-merge RAW and Smackdown, (even if it meant trimming more talent), having each belts champion (batista/cena, carlito/benoit, ? & ?/ animal& heidenreich, etc) face off against each other to merge the belts back (of course with the WWE belts staying). id then rehire the dudleyz, and any ex-wwe talent thats in TNA that i could get back.

I would also bring back a new 2005 version of the ministry, as i feel undertaker deserves some spotlight as his career winds down. in addition, if he wanted, i would sign austin to a new contract.

and last, but SURE AS HELL NOT LEAST, i would bring back vince russo and paul heyman to the creative team so they could actually write some decent storylines once again (lets not 4get that russo was the wwe writer from 1997-1999, when, coincidentally, the WWF was killing everything in its path)

my 2 cents....what would u guys do? lets hear it!
 
Feb 5, 2005
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I'D DO ALOT OF WHUT U WOULD DO....

I DONT KNO IF HEYMAN WOULD COMEBAC 2 WWE, BUT IF HE WOULD DEN I'D HAVE HIM AN RUSSO ON DA CREATIVE TEAM....

I'D ALSO HAVE SHANE AN STEPHANIE Mc MAHON PLAY A PART.....

ALSO, IF I COULDNT RE-MERGE SMAC'DOWN/RAW, I'D DEFINITELY SPICE'N IT UP BY CUTT'N DA ROST'R....

I LIKE DA IDEA OF BRING'N BAC STONE COLD, ITz ALWAYz A KILL'N WHEN HE COMEz BAC....

I'D PUT JOHN CENA BAC ON SMAC'DOWN, AN PUT BATISTA BAC ON RAW .....

AN I'D BRING MUHAMMAD HASSAN BAC 2 RAW.......

I'D BRING BAC EITHA DA HARDCORE TITLE, OR DA EUROPEAN TITLE....

OR CREATE A NEW TITLE BELT 2 SPICE'N THINGz BAC UP....

I FEEL LIKE THINGz LOST ITz COMPETITIVE EDGE WHEN OTHA BELTz GOT TAKEN OUT DA SCENE, IT LIMIT'D THINGz.....

I'D CUT :

MNN
EUGENE
HEART THROBz
HURRICANE
ROSEY
SNITSKY
ORLANDO JORDAN

AN A BUNCH OF DEEz OTHA CLOWNz......


I'D GET BAC :

TEST
THE DUDLEYz
RHYNO
SCOTT STEINER
JEFF HARDY
LANCE STORM ( LET HIM DO DA KINDA SHIT HE WAz DO'N WHEN HE 1ST CAME 2 DA WWE, OR DA "TEAM CANADA " FRUM ECW )
JUSTIN CREDIBLE
SATURN
CHRIS JERICHO
X-PAC ( SINCE ITz RUMOR'D DAT HEz ALREADY ON DA WAY BAC, IM NOT SURE SINCE HE DID DAT PORN SHIT WIT CHYNA )

Y ? CUZ ALL OF'EM GOT ALOT OF TALENT AN PERSONALITY DEY COULD BRING 2 DA SHO.....

GIVEN ALOT MO OPPORTUNITY DEY COULD SET DA SCENE ON FIRE...

AN I AGREE, I'D LIKE 2 C SUMTHIN WIT DA UNDERTAKER SINCEz HEz WIND'N DOWN A BIT, AN HE WOULD GET DA TITLE ONE MO TIME.....


- GEEzUz
 
Feb 21, 2003
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^^^^i def feel u on the HC and Euro title, cant believe i 4got to mention those!! dont necessarily agree with bringing back steiner or test, but id love to see storm with credible again, or even Xpac & credible (not that little stable he had with albert, fuck that). id like to see hassan back on raw definitiely....

and why cena is the building block ill never know, cuz i cant stand his wigger character, dude aint NO rapper, he cut a cd cuz of his character. i aint seen him on a snoop album yet, n probably never will.

but yes i agree, the company aint too competitive. theres just way to much stuff goin on (tough enough, diva search, 10 million PPV's per year, etc), and its fuckin ridiculous.
 

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I heard Lance Storm had a career ending injury

I'd definatly merge the shows back together, I'd have to make some cuts and change some of the gimmmicks around that are ridiculous. I wouldn't bring back people like Austin to give some of the newer talent to shine. Some guys have to retire like Guerrero and Benoit, Bring up some new talent from OVW and guys who havn't been around in a minute but still have age on their sides. I agree with reuniting the belts together but giving the new champs new belts since these will be hands down the most coveted championships in wrestling.

Cut
Val Venus
Vicera
Hiedenrich (bring him back with monster angle after 6 months)
Animal
eugine
Bob Holly
Hurricane
 
Feb 5, 2005
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^^ IM FEEL'N DAT ABOUT LET'N SUM NEW TALENT SHINE.....

I'D GIVE BENOIT AN GUERRERO A FEW MO TITLE SHOTZ B4 I'D RETIRE'M....

I FEEL U ON DA "HIENDENRICH" MONSTER ANGLE, IT WAZ A BETTER GIMMIK.....



I ALSO WOULDNT MIND SEE'N CREDIBLE AN X-PAC, WOULD B A NICE PAIR......

I WOULD GIVE TEST A BETTER ANGLE IF I BROUGHT HIM BAC, OR PAIR HIM UP WIT SUMBODY WOULD BRING BETTER COMPETITION 2 DA TAG TEAM SCENE...

AN SCOTT STEINER COULD HAVE DUN ALOT 4 WWE IF HE HAD MO OPPORTUNITY.....

IT JUS MADE NO SENSE 2 ME DAT A MEMBER OF 1 OF DA GREATEST TAG TEAMz IN HISTORY NEVA HELD A WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BELT....

SO I'D GIVE HIM A CHANCE 2 DO IT.....

AN IF IT WAZ N-E WAY POSSIBLE 4 ME 2 SIGN "STING" 2 WWE, I WOULD TAKE IT!!!

FUC GOLDBERG, HEz ASK'N 4 TOO MUCH MONEY.....

AN I'D END BROC LESNARz CRYBABY STREAK AN LET HIM BAC IN, AN IF HE DIDNT ACCEPT DA OFFER DEN FUC HIM 2 !!!

I'D GET KANE IN BETTER SHAPE AN SET UP A GOOD RIVALRY 2 WHERE IT WOULD SEEM LIKE HIZ FACE WAZ REALLY BURN'D....

SO KANE COULD GO BAC 2 DA MASK....

I'D ALSO CUT :

CHAVO aka KERWIN WHITE ( GAY ASS GIMMIK )

HARDCORE HOLLY ( WHY STILL CALL HIM HARDCORE SINCE THERE R NO HARDCORE MATCHEz OR EVEN A HARDCORE TITLE ? )

A FEW DIVAz ( 2 MANY DIVAz TAKE'N UP TIME NOWADAYZ AN MOST OF'EM HAVE NO TV PERSONALITY OR WRESTLING TALENT )

VAL VENIS AN VISCERA ( I AGREE, VISCERA AN VAL VENIS R PAST THEIR PRIME, AN BOTH OF THEIR GIMMIX R PLAY'D !!! )

ANIMAL ( HE IZ NO DOUBT A LEGEND, BUT HIZ POT BELLY IZ KILL'N ME AN HEz EMBARRASS'N HIMSELF )

RIC FLAIR ( I WOULDNT LET HIM GO COMPLETELY, BUT I WOULDNT LET HIM WRESTLE NO MO, AFTER WATCH'N HIZ MATCH WIT CARLITO I THOUGHT FLAIR WAZ BOUT 2 DIE.... OR HAVE ANUTHA HEART ATTAK LIKE HE DID IN WCW )


-GEEzUz
 

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I like the shows apart with the one difference having only one set of champs (WWE; IC; US; Tag Team; Womens) and let them only go back n forth to defend their belts ( like it was at the begining of the brand extension)
I credit Russo for starting a new trend but that guy only has a shelf life of a year- true because of him you got to see SCSA get the cuffs slapped on him and dragged out of the arena, but how many times did russo just recycle his ideas? really? Every one that even mentions his name follows it up with "... I hope he dies..." TNA brought him back for awhile, but he got too big for his britches (again) and they cut him. He wanted to write storylines again, and they told him he would strictly be talent with no creative force at all.
Paul Heyman can make a steaming pile of shit look like french vanila ice cream, I would definitly put him back on payrole- talent and creative, the man knows wrestling, just not math.
People I would Cut- The heart throbs; masters; heidenrich; simon dean (but Nova can stick around)
I want Eugene to go through a "flowers for algernon" angle (where he takes a smart drug, and gets so smart he figures out hes dying so he stops taking his medicationa and slowly reverts back to normal, & dies. Then he can come back as who ever with a new character)
Ive never been impressed with Test; SCSA only has about 5 matches left in him -if that; Lance storm is happily retired, his last match his best friend (Jherico) put him over (which is very unique for a wrestlers "final" match); X-pac, even though he no-showed the last PPV (again) still has a job with TNA and is counting down the days to spike tv when his suspension should end, even though he should be blackballed from the industry.
I would take that thing off Jillian Halls face (fuckable blonde on smackdown who can throw down for reals and they gave her a horrible gimmick)
I like MnM and Melina will probably be my next trish stratus in the next 2-3 years.
I think MnM, the Superheros, hell all of the tag teams ( not the ones just thrown together- ala RVD/BookerT) should just be on one show with one set of belts and let that be that. There is already a shortage of tag team wrestling but between two shows its nonexistant.
and finally I would only hire folks who know wrestling and not folks who use to write for nickelodion or upn....
 

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GeeZus said:
I FEEL U ON DA "HIENDENRICH" MONSTER ANGLE, IT WAZ A BETTER GIMMIK.....
Funny story about this, they originally wanted Hiedenrich to be a frozen Nazi they find in someones refridgerator (like capn America or somthing)



GeeZus said:
FUC GOLDBERG, HEz ASK'N 4 TOO MUCH MONEY..........
He usually does though, but only because people are giving it to him from the begining.

GeeZus said:
AN I'D END BROC LESNARz CRYBABY STREAK AN LET HIM BAC IN, AN IF HE DIDNT ACCEPT DA OFFER DEN FUC HIM 2 !!!
He still has his contract till 2008 or something and they had a meeting to bring him back, but he backed out because he wants a better contract and schedual and it just doesnt work that way especially if youve already signed your life away for X amount of years. so yea fuck him.


GeeZus said:
HARDCORE HOLLY ( WHY STILL CALL HIM HARDCORE SINCE THERE R NO HARDCORE MATCHEz OR EVEN A HARDCORE TITLE ? )
Even though you see him do the job time after time, he has a reputation backstage for fucking up folks at the drop of a hat for the smallest of things. Bob Holly is a bad man.

GeeZus said:
A FEW DIVAz ( 2 MANY DIVAz TAKE'N UP TIME NOWADAYZ AN MOST OF'EM HAVE NO TV PERSONALITY OR WRESTLING TALENT )
Word, Ill rent a porn or go to icandy if I want some skin

GeeZus said:
ANIMAL ( HE IZ NO DOUBT A LEGEND, BUT HIZ POT BELLY IZ KILL'N ME AN HEz EMBARRASS'N HIMSELF )
They're boys, but Hawk is laughing in his grave at him...


GeeZus said:
RIC FLAIR ( I WOULDNT LET HIM GO COMPLETELY, BUT I WOULDNT LET HIM WRESTLE NO MO, AFTER WATCH'N HIZ MATCH WIT CARLITO I THOUGHT FLAIR WAZ BOUT 2 DIE.... OR HAVE ANUTHA HEART ATTAK LIKE HE DID IN WCW )
The heart attack was a work, but I know what youre saying. His star is never going to fall and his record cant be taken away from him, but he needs to just stick to being a manger.
 
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IGHT I BEEN WATCHN WRESTLIN 4 SINCE I WAS YOUNG BUT THIS RUSSO IDR THE 97-99 STORYLINES, WUH STORYLINES DID HE DO...N MAN I WUD BRING BAK STONECOLD..THE ROCK...MAKE KANE THE WAY HE USE 2 B...UNDATAKER AND HIS MINISTRY...HMM BRING BACK THE HC TITLE...BRING BAK THE DUDLEY BOYZ "DEVON GET THE TABLEZ"...ILL MAKE EDGE N CHRISTIAN BACK 2GETHER..AND THA HARDY'Z DEM TLC MATCHEZ WUZ TIGHT....BRING BAK BRET HART...STING...GOLDBERG..I WUD BRING BAK THEM WRESTLERS WHO HAD TALENT...MAN DA DIVAZ NEEDA GO MAN ITS COO 2 SEE'EM AND EVERTYHIN BUT DAMN TO MUCH TIME IZ WASTED...AND WUH FUNNI IZ THAT WWE IZ PREDICTABLE I KNO WUH WILL HAPPEN NEXT SHOOT BAK THEN I DINT KNO WUH 2 EXPECT.UMM DAS BOUT IT..
 
Feb 5, 2005
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Cheaptimes said:
Funny story about this, they originally wanted Hiedenrich to be a frozen Nazi they find in someones refridgerator (like capn America or somthing)

WTF ?

LMAO, DAS 1 OF DA GOOFIEST GIMMIX I'VE EVER HEARD....

BUT IT JUS MIGHT HAVE WORK'D ON SUM OF DA NEW FANz...

AZ FAR AZ GOLDBERG GOEz, HEz NOT WORTH ALL DA MONEY HEz ASK'N 4....

HEz LIKE DA SPOIL'D RICH KID WHO WONT EXCEPT LESS THAN A BRAND NEW SPOON JUS 2 EAT DA SAME OL SHIT !

BROC Iz A WASTE OF TIME, SO MANY OTHA WRESTLERz COULD FILL HIz SPOT, WHILE HE CLAIMz "WWE DOESNT HAVE N-E TALENT DAT I COULDNT OUT WRESTLE"

MMM K....

AN YEA, I BET SEE'N ANIMAL NOW Iz MAKE'N HAWK WANNA COMEBAC FRUM DA GRAVE AN TAKE ANIMAL BAC WIT HIM....

I FIGURED DA HEART ATTAC WAz A WORK, I JUS APPLAUD'D FLAIR 4 HIz "WORTHY-OF-AN-OSCAR" PERFORMANCE.....

BESIDEz, IT SHOULD B NO WAY IN HELL DAT FLAIR HAz AN HEART ATTAC B4 HULK HOGAN....

LOL


- GEEzUz
 
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disnefariousnig said:
IGHT I BEEN WATCHN WRESTLIN 4 SINCE I WAS YOUNG BUT THIS RUSSO IDR THE 97-99 STORYLINES, WUH STORYLINES DID HE DO...N MAN I WUD BRING BAK STONECOLD..THE ROCK...MAKE KANE THE WAY HE USE 2 B...UNDATAKER AND HIS MINISTRY...


U PRETTY MUCH ANSWER'D YOUR OWN QUESTION....

VINCE RUSSO HAD SUMTHIN 2 DO WIT MOST OF DA STORYLINEz OF DA PPL U MENTION'D .....




disnefariousnig said:
BRING BAK THE DUDLEY BOYZ "DEVON GET THE TABLEZ"...ILL MAKE EDGE N CHRISTIAN BACK 2GETHER..AND THA HARDY'Z DEM TLC MATCHEZ WUZ TIGHT....


YUP, TLC MATCHEz WERE ALL CLASSIC !!!

I THINK THE DUDLEYz AN DA HARDY BOYz WOULD HAVE DA SAME CHEMISTRY REGARDLESS OF HOW LONG DEY HAVENT TAG'D 2GETHA....

2 BAD EDGE AN CHRISTIAN DONT HAVE DA SAME CHEMISTRY AZ A TEAM THO....

BUT BOTH OF'EM R 2 OF DA MOST ENTERTAIN'N CHARACTERz IN WWE HISTORY...

REMEMBER DA "LOS CONQUISTIDORES" ??

LMAO




disnefariousnig said:
WUH FUNNI IZ THAT WWE IZ PREDICTABLE I KNO WUH WILL HAPPEN NEXT SHOOT BAK THEN I DINT KNO WUH 2 EXPECT..



^^ YEP, 2 PREDICTABLE.....

ON MONDAY I WAz COUNT'N DOWN DA SECONDz 2 WHEN VINCE Mc MAHON WOULD COME OUT AN INTERRUPT BISCHOFF.....

EITHA I'VE BEEN A FAN 4 TOO LONG, OR THINGz R JUS 2 PREDICTABLE 4 DEY OWN GOOD....


disnefariousnig said:
BRING BAK BRET HART...STING...



MANNNNNNN, I WISH IT WERE POSSIBLE 2 C BOTH BRET HART AN STIN COMPETE IN DA SAME RING AGAIN...

BUT IT WILL NEVA HAPPEN !!!

IM JUS GLAD I STILL GOT IT ON TAPE !

I MISS DA GOOD OL DAYz...

-GEEzUz
 
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B!tCH PLeAsE! said:
1. I would move JR and King back to ringside on raw. and have Vince back on the announce team as the 3rd man and I'd fire coach.....


FASHEEzzzzzzzzzzz......

I REMEMBER DEM DAYz....

I MIGHT LET COACH HAVE A LIL SPOTLIGHT THO....

GIVE HIM A LIL AIRTIME WIT HIz OWN LIL SHO ( LIKE CARLITO, JERICHO, PIPER, CHRISTIAN, DA BARBER , ETC )

HEz ANNOY'N AN RUINz DA ANNOUNCE TEAM MOST OF DA TIME, BUT HE CAN B ENTERTAIN'N SUMTIMEz.....

ITz FUNNY HOW HE STOLE ALOT OF HIz "NEW PERSONALITY" FRUM THE ROC.....

CONSIDER'N HOW MUCH THE ROC ABUSED HIM IN DA PAST... LOL

- GEEzUz
 
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Fridge said:
MARKS!!!

Fuck taking over WWE... work on booking some indy shows, then see where you get. I wanna try and set some up... but it'll take a good amount of cash.


^^ DA CASH Iz DA HARD PART.....

BUT I WOULDNT MIND SEE'N WWE TRY SUMTHIN LIKE DAT THO ( A CONTEST WHERE DA WINNER GETz 2 RUN RAW 4 A MONTH OR SUMTHIN )

I ACTUALLY LIKE'D WHEN 4 WRESTLERz GOT 2 B GENERAL MANAGER 4 A DAY....

AN I CANT WAIT TIL DA NEXT TABOO TUESDAY.....

DA LAS 1 WAz CLASSIC !!

YUP !

- GEEzuz
 
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dude i hate this smackdown and raw business... make one roster, two shows is fine but i dont want to not see certain wrestlers cause its thursday... i woudl get rid of the stupid gimmick wrestlers, eugene and hurricane. i would then hardcore it up and get the jheavyweights wrestling for big belts not intercontinetal belts and bring back tag team wrestling wtihout two big names getting together for like a month
 

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i would make wcw again and ecw again..and put things back like how they used to be...wwe sucks,, i can't even sit thru 2 hrs of raw or smackdown...
i miss nwo
i miss ultimate warrior
i miss bret hart
papa shango was the shit
sting
buff bagwell
konnan
alex wright with his lil goofy ass dance ha ha ha
i just wish wrestling was how it used to be: fun
 
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bring back the old dx n the ministry make kane n undertaker monsters like how they used to be, they get knocked out too easy nowadays, fire a bunch of the useless talent there is and make things more hardcore