I think I hit rock bottom in the pool of Pathetic

[MeloTrauma]

It all began when I Scotch-taped my hair clippers to a drumstick in order to shave my hairy back for my date... then got stood up for said date... then went to the movies by myself instead, only to find out the last showing was sold out... then went to McDonalds and ate a caramel sundae by myself in the parking lot... then on my way home got a ticket for passing a red-light.

Can a social life get any worse???

 

[The Visualizer]

Yes, your social life can get worse

 

[Gas One]

atleast they had ice cream at mcdonalds, they coulda ran out or some shit

you could not have a car

hell, you could be a midget, thats addicted to crack and has a severe acne problem

how bad would that be

 

[inphxerno]

Goddam ied laugh but then that would be like kicking a dead puppy

 

[Gas One]

but then like technically he could just laugh at you for saying "ied" and yall would be back to square one

i mean so we gotta just pretend that happened and call that a do over in the pathetic race

call his mom a whore or something

 

[inphxerno]

Or Typing It Because It Sounds That Way



Go Figure....

 

[Gas One]

you hear an e in id?

 

[inphxerno]

Of Course My Horse, Should I Call His Mom A Whore Now Or Wait Till He Posts

 

[Gas One]

lmao

 

[ThiZZmAtiC510]

hahhah this thread is hella funny...

lmao @ "look on the bright side...you could be a crackhead midget with bad acne" and "ied" ahhahahaha

 

[Mi$ta-Murda187]

hahhah this thread is hella funny...

lmao @ "look on the bright side...you could be a crackhead midget with bad acne" and "ied" ahhahahaha

LOL yeah that is hella funny

 

[Gigantic]

my biggest problem with your post is that you shaved your back with a drumstick what the hell? were you planning on showing your date your back? did you eat the drumstick after you shaved your back?

 

[DFDoom]

my biggest problem with your post is that you shaved your back with a drumstick what the hell? were you planning on showing your date your back? did you eat the drumstick after you shaved your back?

Was your back really THAT hairy? Cause most women don't mind... a little.

As long as it doesn't feel like wool sweater.

 

[Espiohti]

I saw a midget last night. No acne problems and not a crackhead tho...

 

[DFDoom]

I saw a midget last night. No acne problems and not a crackhead tho...

You did no such thing.
You don't leave the house.

 

[Espiohti]

You did no such thing.
You don't leave the house.

says the yahoo live queen. haha foo I left right after you did.. robbed a couple liquor stores for the lcc watchu know bout me pt. 2!

 

[DFDoom]

where's my slice of the pie, muscles?

you know i run this operation.



rip fuck sleep movement.

 

[Espiohti]

Im boutta go eat some sushi with this money.. thinkin bout robbin the sushi place after im done.. you know I gotchu.. straight lcc on mommas!

 

[Rossibreath]

yup, u sound like a loser.

 

[DFDoom]

Soft perm it next time, and do some finger waves.

Fucka shirt.