I don't need to be hearing this...

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Sep 28, 2004
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Sorry for this, but my neighbor is either blasting fucking porn or has a lady over there, and there's loud R&B playing that's shaking a few cabinets in my kitchen. And I hear a broad making some loud, porn movie type noises. I doubt he's got a lady in there, because this sounds so fake, but dude needs to turn that shit down.

Would you knock on a man's door and ask him to turn his porn down? I live in an apartment building and our walls meet at my kitchen, and that shit is reverberating like hell.

Loud as hell. I hardly complain, but come on now...
 
Sep 5, 2003
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just go there and ask him to turn down whatever is making all the noise, he should stop, if not, wait untill he goes to sleep at night turn up the tv to high volume n play some porn 2 :)
 
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Haha I'd knock on the wall in the kitchen but it's a shitty paint job that cracks. I'd blast porn too if I had any. The only shit we got is this HORRIBLE pieace of trash that my roomie bought on VHS called " Whore of the Rings II ". It's like a porn version of Lord of the Rings. I can't believe this movie is in our apartment. I'm not into porn though, haha.
 
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I'm not one to want drama at all. I try to avoid it. That's why I am little hesitant to call the land lady. I knocked on the wall, and I don't know if he heard it, but if I call her and complain ( assuming he heard me ) he'll know for sure who did it. Maybe I'll just put on some music and crank it. It's not the same, because his living room touches my kitchen, I am sure. While my living room is farrr from my kitchen. I can just ignore it, but man, maybe in a day I'll call the land lady. I am not sure how well the apartment UNDER his hears this, but I think there's less than 6 inches between his living room and my kitchen.
 
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Filthy_Rich said:
and, if u don't want to porno, i can take it off your hands for you.
Man I am shitting you not, this is the worst porn I have ever seen. The make up is bad, and there's crazy Lord of the Rings type shit going on. I tried to watch it and I got 10 minutes into it before I had to turn it off. Some dude with a fake beard comes on saying he's Gancock the Wizard, hahaha. I couldn't watch it anymore.
 
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CannibalCrow said:
I tried to watch it and I got 10 minutes into it before I had to turn it off.
u actually watch porn from tha beginning? i jus skip to tha good parts. fucc all that corny dialogue and shit. lol. fold.
 
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Haha, I never watch porn, unless someone is there and we're making fun of it. Or I am bored and it's the only thing around. I saw some anime porn, aka hentai and it scared me. And then my friend had me watch some of this other shit which had a terrible plot. And then I watched some of this weird stuff, Whore of the Rings. I'm actually very awkward about it, and I am shy as hell talking about it in person. Even a little bit online. I'm not a porn watching girl, but my room mate loves the stuff.(As long as there's not a lot of guys in it.)

That's why I got all weirded out by my neighbor. It's stopped now.
 
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CannibalCrow said:
Haha, I never watch porn, unless someone is there and we're making fun of it. Or I am bored and it's the only thing around. I saw some anime porn, aka hentai and it scared me. And then my friend had me watch some of this other shit which had a terrible plot. And then I watched some of this weird stuff, Whore of the Rings. I'm actually very awkward about it, and I am shy as hell talking about it in person. Even a little bit online. I'm not a porn watching girl,

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I'm the same way.... I can't stand watchin' those old a** porns made in tha 80's I just can't watch it if the people in it don't look good. I'll be clownin' through out the whole movie...... but lately i've watched this bad a** porn with this broad in it that sorta looks like me it's called "Bad wives2" starring reylene . Its easier to get into if your watchin someone who looks like you ....i think anyway!
 
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rose town ryda said:
...aroused by the loud ruckus next door, she slowly moves her hand down her blouse, grasping her plump breasts....
Hahah, replace "blouse" with "unnattractive, dingy oversized nightshirt". And replace "aroused" with "Annoyed into have a few drinks to get to sleep". Oh, and instead of grasping anything, I just go to sleep and ignore the noise.

My roomie came home and it was quiet over there. So I guess it stopped at about 1 a.m. If it happens again tonight, I am calling the Land lady.
 
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mexbig said:
i likre my porno with a horse a midget and 2 blondes!..ohhh boy!
:confused:
I don't know what I would have done if I heard a horse whinnying during the porn I heard next door. I definitely would have been.. disturbed.

" Oh baby, yea!!"
" NEIGHHHH!!"
 
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CannibalCrow said:
Hahah, replace "blouse" with "unnattractive, dingy oversized nightshirt". And replace "aroused" with "Annoyed into have a few drinks to get to sleep". Oh, and instead of grasping anything, I just go to sleep and ignore the noise.

My roomie came home and it was quiet over there. So I guess it stopped at about 1 a.m. If it happens again tonight, I am calling the Land lady.
yur roomy comes home and all is quiet? are you making the same connection i am? maybe yur roomie is havin some fun?