Happy Bitrhday Chuck Norris

[evolution8]

Today Chuck Norris turned 71...His beard turned 72

Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.

Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.

Chuck Norris hunts elephants with spit wads and a drinking straw.

Chuck Norris can whistle in 14 different languages.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

 

[fillyacup]

chuck norris cries to sleep wishing he was charlie sheen

 

[NAMO]

bruce lee bashed this faggot

 

[D-Rose]

Chuck Norris is awesome.

But I think Mr. 7 Gram Rocks has officially taken his place.

 

[mrtonguetwista]

Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands once, now they're known as The Islands

 

[0R0]

happy birthday shea

 

[Rossibreath]

Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands once, now they're known as The Islands

He spent a night in Virginia and now they just call it ia

 

[MaddDogg]

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[siccmadesyko]

chuck norris counted to infinity.......twice