HAHA! I love the newspaper. I hate the president and his advisors. I wish i ran the country, a lot would change and the people in this country, i would open their eyes to the skeleton of our country hidden by the layers of clothes of big corporations and the thick hide of the governments selfish, racist, corrupt officials. With the huge risk of destroying the country i would. Elect me and you will watch me bring the government back to its knees below the civilians where it is supposed to be giving us head.