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Wake up in the morning try to remember last night
drank somethin, smoked smothin, got some ass, right
new day, same place, gotta my cash right
I'm trying to shine brighter than god damn flashlight
but right now I only got a note to my name
not even enough cop some dope to slang
and that hundred is already spoke for
gotta pay bills and shit, plus I gotta smoke more
my phone turned off, gotta pay my metro bill
reception hella weak but i stick with my ghettro still
cuz I ain't got no credit, so verizon can forget it
so metro store is where I'm headed
need some more unleaded cuz my gas lights on
I seen a stop sign, but I smashed right on
cuz ain't no stoppin my hustle for paper
except if I run outta gas in my scraper
shell too high, gotta hit the arco
8 dollars on gas, I ain't goin far tho
copped some swishers and a black & mild
turned up my stereo and start to act real wild
gas, brake dip up outta the station
giggin in my seat till I reach my destination
gotta pay the bill quick, and that's fa sho
Husalah right, foo's get shot up at the metro store
and I ain't trying to be a victim, I got moves to make
58 dollars gone then made a smooth escape
got a joog on a sack, somethin coo for 8
but he take hella long, why this foo be late?
30 minutes later is when my sack will arrive
then we match blunts to get twice as high
feelin like a drink so I'mma hit the store
off to one of the 6 close liquor stores
flip four ohs copped 2 so I can sip some more
and walked so I ain't gotta waste gas in the whip no more
time to post on the stairwell and see what's happ'nin
maybe later I'll get on the sticks and whoop foos in madden
that's when Eddie asked if I seen pookie, but I hadn't
he looked mad and I asked the foo what had happend
"that nigga came thru to cop something
asked me if I got something, and if I could front him, oh you forgot something?
I'm not frontin without dough you gettin not nothin zero
until you come with the right deniro"
I said that's a normal think for knocks to ask
and then we both stopped and waited for the cops to pass
he said "that ain't even why I'm trippin,
this foo had a sidekick and I ain't talkin scottie pippen"
he asked me for money for it, I gave him a twenty for it
crackedhead prices, that shit be real funny don't it?
then that foo broke out so quick
before I could even see if I could work this shit
and that's when i realized that shit was your cousins"
you think that's her shit? I bet you that it wasn't
she dipped to LA, you know she been gone
"call her" then I heard that custom ringtone
lets go check her apartment its just round the block
and he ran in her shit we gonna beat down the knock
lo and behold her window was busted in
and 2 fiends ran out before we could start rushin in
I jetted down the stairs at full throttle
already pissed cuz I just dropped my whole full bottle
grabbed pookie by the back of his nasty ass shirt
threw him to the ground and stomped till blood was on the dirt
puttin in work as eddie grabbed the knock bitch
"what you took from her crib?" she said "I ain't got shit"
heard them sounds, "yo its the cops, shit"
pookie lucky they came cuz I didn't wanna stop, shit
them boys gave chase and made the situation more tense
made two lefts, a right, then hopped over an old fence
pounded on the door of the homegirl keisha
let me hide out, and if the cops come then get amnesia
she said "fasho, you like my little brother
and you cousin go way back, she knew my mother"
I told her about the whole fiasco
as we ate some cup of noodles with added tobasco
i said I'm still mad my 40's gone
"I got heem in the freezer, do you want some?"
do you even gotta ask? pour me a glass
as she reached in the cabinet I noticed her ass
a little bit bigger than I remember
after a few drinks asked her about last december
"if you talkin bout our little thang under the mistletoe
I still remember, and I'm single now to let you know"
do I need to even say what came next?
her then me, with latex, safe sex
wen't back to the crib after I done busted
but stopped at eddies and over a blunt we discussed shit
glad to see he didn't get locked away
gave him a pound, turned around and walked away
stumbled back to the house, my eyes bloodshot red
took off my air force ones and passed out on the bed
yeah, its not really the good life
just some normal everyday hood life
drank somethin, smoked smothin, got some ass, right
new day, same place, gotta my cash right
I'm trying to shine brighter than god damn flashlight
but right now I only got a note to my name
not even enough cop some dope to slang
and that hundred is already spoke for
gotta pay bills and shit, plus I gotta smoke more
my phone turned off, gotta pay my metro bill
reception hella weak but i stick with my ghettro still
cuz I ain't got no credit, so verizon can forget it
so metro store is where I'm headed
need some more unleaded cuz my gas lights on
I seen a stop sign, but I smashed right on
cuz ain't no stoppin my hustle for paper
except if I run outta gas in my scraper
shell too high, gotta hit the arco
8 dollars on gas, I ain't goin far tho
copped some swishers and a black & mild
turned up my stereo and start to act real wild
gas, brake dip up outta the station
giggin in my seat till I reach my destination
gotta pay the bill quick, and that's fa sho
Husalah right, foo's get shot up at the metro store
and I ain't trying to be a victim, I got moves to make
58 dollars gone then made a smooth escape
got a joog on a sack, somethin coo for 8
but he take hella long, why this foo be late?
30 minutes later is when my sack will arrive
then we match blunts to get twice as high
feelin like a drink so I'mma hit the store
off to one of the 6 close liquor stores
flip four ohs copped 2 so I can sip some more
and walked so I ain't gotta waste gas in the whip no more
time to post on the stairwell and see what's happ'nin
maybe later I'll get on the sticks and whoop foos in madden
that's when Eddie asked if I seen pookie, but I hadn't
he looked mad and I asked the foo what had happend
"that nigga came thru to cop something
asked me if I got something, and if I could front him, oh you forgot something?
I'm not frontin without dough you gettin not nothin zero
until you come with the right deniro"
I said that's a normal think for knocks to ask
and then we both stopped and waited for the cops to pass
he said "that ain't even why I'm trippin,
this foo had a sidekick and I ain't talkin scottie pippen"
he asked me for money for it, I gave him a twenty for it
crackedhead prices, that shit be real funny don't it?
then that foo broke out so quick
before I could even see if I could work this shit
and that's when i realized that shit was your cousins"
you think that's her shit? I bet you that it wasn't
she dipped to LA, you know she been gone
"call her" then I heard that custom ringtone
lets go check her apartment its just round the block
and he ran in her shit we gonna beat down the knock
lo and behold her window was busted in
and 2 fiends ran out before we could start rushin in
I jetted down the stairs at full throttle
already pissed cuz I just dropped my whole full bottle
grabbed pookie by the back of his nasty ass shirt
threw him to the ground and stomped till blood was on the dirt
puttin in work as eddie grabbed the knock bitch
"what you took from her crib?" she said "I ain't got shit"
heard them sounds, "yo its the cops, shit"
pookie lucky they came cuz I didn't wanna stop, shit
them boys gave chase and made the situation more tense
made two lefts, a right, then hopped over an old fence
pounded on the door of the homegirl keisha
let me hide out, and if the cops come then get amnesia
she said "fasho, you like my little brother
and you cousin go way back, she knew my mother"
I told her about the whole fiasco
as we ate some cup of noodles with added tobasco
i said I'm still mad my 40's gone
"I got heem in the freezer, do you want some?"
do you even gotta ask? pour me a glass
as she reached in the cabinet I noticed her ass
a little bit bigger than I remember
after a few drinks asked her about last december
"if you talkin bout our little thang under the mistletoe
I still remember, and I'm single now to let you know"
do I need to even say what came next?
her then me, with latex, safe sex
wen't back to the crib after I done busted
but stopped at eddies and over a blunt we discussed shit
glad to see he didn't get locked away
gave him a pound, turned around and walked away
stumbled back to the house, my eyes bloodshot red
took off my air force ones and passed out on the bed
yeah, its not really the good life
just some normal everyday hood life
6-5-0 what you know about that
she do it live tho, and I'm fa sho about that
know she blow sacks, tried strands down the checklist
she had 2 bowls this morning and only one was breakfast
she got her homie that she hang out with like a necklace
lookin cute but grill look like a game of tetris
I'm just playin, this beezy gets respect from me
and every know and then she gets a text from me
recipe to cook up some friendly discussions
anyone got problems with her best believe I'll bust'em
but that's about all, I'mma end my writin
cuz all I can think of is "I'm movin my hips while I'm typing"
she do it live tho, and I'm fa sho about that
know she blow sacks, tried strands down the checklist
she had 2 bowls this morning and only one was breakfast
she got her homie that she hang out with like a necklace
lookin cute but grill look like a game of tetris
I'm just playin, this beezy gets respect from me
and every know and then she gets a text from me
recipe to cook up some friendly discussions
anyone got problems with her best believe I'll bust'em
but that's about all, I'mma end my writin
cuz all I can think of is "I'm movin my hips while I'm typing"
I knew this one cat said he was tryin to put a hurt on me
claimin richmond, but really from hercules
talking bout "I'mma see you, you'll get murked, G"
bangin on the internet, that shit don't work with me
firstly that shit you talkin bout is real old
claimin to be hood but in a suburban zip code
saying he got guns and how many bullets his clip hold
that's why I had to busta rhyme like flip mode
bitch told hella lies but not to my face
just over siccness, facebook, and myspace
why waste another thought on this
cuz he actin hood thinkin he won't get caught on this
he dont' really wanna get down, don't wanna face my heat
cuz I'll get a muthafucka to trace IP
find out your exact locale
molotov the crib, give you a real smoke out
I heard this other kid lyin bout the feds could get me
what? you live out in redwood city!
this other foo acting like he stay by normandie and florence
reginald denny lookin muthafucka really stay in Torance
this other guy said he be sippin lean with his homies tho
in PA, bitch you live in San Antonio
and this dumb foo, what's coming out ya mouth? you smoking?
this foo said he really lives out in SOUTH OAKLAND
so I'mma leave it like Lil Wayne said, cuz that shit's too true
not the homo shit, but just "DO YOU!"
claimin richmond, but really from hercules
talking bout "I'mma see you, you'll get murked, G"
bangin on the internet, that shit don't work with me
firstly that shit you talkin bout is real old
claimin to be hood but in a suburban zip code
saying he got guns and how many bullets his clip hold
that's why I had to busta rhyme like flip mode
bitch told hella lies but not to my face
just over siccness, facebook, and myspace
why waste another thought on this
cuz he actin hood thinkin he won't get caught on this
he dont' really wanna get down, don't wanna face my heat
cuz I'll get a muthafucka to trace IP
find out your exact locale
molotov the crib, give you a real smoke out
I heard this other kid lyin bout the feds could get me
what? you live out in redwood city!
this other foo acting like he stay by normandie and florence
reginald denny lookin muthafucka really stay in Torance
this other guy said he be sippin lean with his homies tho
in PA, bitch you live in San Antonio
and this dumb foo, what's coming out ya mouth? you smoking?
this foo said he really lives out in SOUTH OAKLAND
so I'mma leave it like Lil Wayne said, cuz that shit's too true
not the homo shit, but just "DO YOU!"
LOL......fine
yeah, I admit, they won more superbowls
5 lombardi's to our 1 plus 2 to hold
foo that's old, we went to one this millennium
the comback for that? "each time we go we winin 'em"
same number of appearances but we had 2 losses
maybe more if worked better with the callahans or mosses
its nothing to bosses, tho 9er fans think otherwise
they rooting for tosses, not to teammates, but to other guys
and our last superbowl, y'all burned that game in your brain
like when our coach said we the dumbest team in terms of playing the game
maybe y'all are better cuz y'all had 1 more win last year
but to say the 9ers are better than the Raiders would be talkin out my ass here :cheeky:
GO RAIDERS!!!!!
yeah, I admit, they won more superbowls
5 lombardi's to our 1 plus 2 to hold
foo that's old, we went to one this millennium
the comback for that? "each time we go we winin 'em"
same number of appearances but we had 2 losses
maybe more if worked better with the callahans or mosses
its nothing to bosses, tho 9er fans think otherwise
they rooting for tosses, not to teammates, but to other guys
and our last superbowl, y'all burned that game in your brain
like when our coach said we the dumbest team in terms of playing the game
maybe y'all are better cuz y'all had 1 more win last year
but to say the 9ers are better than the Raiders would be talkin out my ass here :cheeky:
GO RAIDERS!!!!!
right on, I'm not trying to do no rocket science, just trying to put a little something together and not have shit be super simple
Wussup with Chree? last time I seen him
he was on the phone with his brand new BM
didn't wear no rubber, now the chicks pregnant
should've worn that cover, don't know where his head went
she finna have another, nope this ain't her first one
she already got kids and finna have your son
could be a daughter, or twins maybe
now he could be a father to her other babies
should've gone strapped, and I ain't talking bout AK's
now she finna respond everytime they say
"Who dat is?" "That's just my baby daddy"
trade your subs in for a car seat in your caddy
lodi dodi we like to party
we don't cause trouble we don't bother nobody
we just some foos that do it live
after we get off from working that 9 to 5
for all of y'all in suits and ties
who hate your boss and wanna shoot that guy
cuz it sucks when he ruins your cozy condition
trying to make you work harder cuz that's his mission
so listen close to what I say
because this type of work happens every week day
woke up around 7:30 in the morning
after I hit the snooze button on my alarm and
wished I could sleep for another hour
but I went to the bathroom to take a shower
it was a long one, 30 minutes it lasted
trying to wake up as the water blasted
clean, dry was my body & hair
then I threw on my hanes underwear
put on my shirt & slacks and zipped up the fly
and damn near choked as I tightened my tie
now I'm fresh dressed, like 50 bucks
put a pop tart in the toaster but that bitch got stuck
ran out the house stopped short, and gave a moan
I went back in, I forgot my cell phone
can't dilly dally took a short cut thru the alley
got on the freeway and cut off this Denali
but he gave me the finger, he was real upset
but I turned the radio onto a preset
it said um
traffic on the 880
fog on the bridge, its hazy
clouds on the way, later on it might be rain today
so drive slow, if there's more we'll let you knoooooow
here on neeewwwwssss raaaaaadiiiiioooooooooooo
damn, now what was I to do
this commute ain't cute and I want starbucks too
the whole toll bridge was packed
but I went kinda quick cuz I got fast track
cars in the toll lanes I waved to them, HI
they gave me the finger as I flew by
might have time for coffee, that would be sweet
pedal to the metal, tires to concrete
the bridge was long, the traffic was gone
switched the radio to a different song
the radio was playing lodi dodi
at starbucks ordered a mocha latte
parked in the employee parking lot
as I got out the car my cell phone dropped
reached to the ground and picked up the shit
noticed I was late so I ran in quick
my boss said
what the hell is wrong with you?
goddammit it's 9:52
you know that you're late as fuck
but you still went to get starbuuuuucks
jesus fucking christ, can't you see
this job requires punctuality
I don't know what else more to say
it's like I tell you this every day
and on and on and on went this fool
he talked until my hot coffee went cool
I said cheer up, don't moan and groan
when I went to starbuck I bought you a scone
"a pastry? that's pathetic
you know I can't have that I'm diabetic"
I said I forgot, but in fact I lied
then I sat in my office on siccness till fiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvveeeeeeee
yeah tic toc you don't stop
and to the tic toc and you don't quit
yeah, tic toc and ya don't stop,
until the 5 o'clock hit and I'm out this beeeeeeeooooooootch!
Wussup with Chree? last time I seen him
he was on the phone with his brand new BM
didn't wear no rubber, now the chicks pregnant
should've worn that cover, don't know where his head went
she finna have another, nope this ain't her first one
she already got kids and finna have your son
could be a daughter, or twins maybe
now he could be a father to her other babies
should've gone strapped, and I ain't talking bout AK's
now she finna respond everytime they say
"Who dat is?" "That's just my baby daddy"
trade your subs in for a car seat in your caddy
lodi dodi we like to party
we don't cause trouble we don't bother nobody
we just some foos that do it live
after we get off from working that 9 to 5
for all of y'all in suits and ties
who hate your boss and wanna shoot that guy
cuz it sucks when he ruins your cozy condition
trying to make you work harder cuz that's his mission
so listen close to what I say
because this type of work happens every week day
woke up around 7:30 in the morning
after I hit the snooze button on my alarm and
wished I could sleep for another hour
but I went to the bathroom to take a shower
it was a long one, 30 minutes it lasted
trying to wake up as the water blasted
clean, dry was my body & hair
then I threw on my hanes underwear
put on my shirt & slacks and zipped up the fly
and damn near choked as I tightened my tie
now I'm fresh dressed, like 50 bucks
put a pop tart in the toaster but that bitch got stuck
ran out the house stopped short, and gave a moan
I went back in, I forgot my cell phone
can't dilly dally took a short cut thru the alley
got on the freeway and cut off this Denali
but he gave me the finger, he was real upset
but I turned the radio onto a preset
it said um
traffic on the 880
fog on the bridge, its hazy
clouds on the way, later on it might be rain today
so drive slow, if there's more we'll let you knoooooow
here on neeewwwwssss raaaaaadiiiiioooooooooooo
damn, now what was I to do
this commute ain't cute and I want starbucks too
the whole toll bridge was packed
but I went kinda quick cuz I got fast track
cars in the toll lanes I waved to them, HI
they gave me the finger as I flew by
might have time for coffee, that would be sweet
pedal to the metal, tires to concrete
the bridge was long, the traffic was gone
switched the radio to a different song
the radio was playing lodi dodi
at starbucks ordered a mocha latte
parked in the employee parking lot
as I got out the car my cell phone dropped
reached to the ground and picked up the shit
noticed I was late so I ran in quick
my boss said
what the hell is wrong with you?
goddammit it's 9:52
you know that you're late as fuck
but you still went to get starbuuuuucks
jesus fucking christ, can't you see
this job requires punctuality
I don't know what else more to say
it's like I tell you this every day
and on and on and on went this fool
he talked until my hot coffee went cool
I said cheer up, don't moan and groan
when I went to starbuck I bought you a scone
"a pastry? that's pathetic
you know I can't have that I'm diabetic"
I said I forgot, but in fact I lied
then I sat in my office on siccness till fiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvveeeeeeee
yeah tic toc you don't stop
and to the tic toc and you don't quit
yeah, tic toc and ya don't stop,
until the 5 o'clock hit and I'm out this beeeeeeeooooooootch!
Shootin heroin with shemales with big cocks
Smokin rocks on the block and using a basepipe I stole from a dead cop
Nazi hookers on broadway
I swear I thought she was a broad mayne
Damn I hit it raw dogg
and she did take it in the ass for hella long
Yall don't think I'm gay...do you
I mean....she had titties....I mean he had hooters
Smokin rocks on the block and using a basepipe I stole from a dead cop
Nazi hookers on broadway
I swear I thought she was a broad mayne
Damn I hit it raw dogg
and she did take it in the ass for hella long
Yall don't think I'm gay...do you
I mean....she had titties....I mean he had hooters