Hasn't this been posted before? Cliff notes: mom gets mad at kids for damaging her bathtub with some crazy japanese toys. Mom puts said toys on ebay. 4chan doesnt like this. Hilarity ensues.
You ol' should be folding some stained up tshirts at the thriftstore but instead is fucking around on the siccness trying to take Timm under your wing and show him the /b/ way ass negga