one of the funniest stories i got was when i saw my friends clavicle break. it was middle school and we were playing football. he dove to tackle a guy from behind and the guy's heal came up and hit him there and broke it... he started screaming and flopping around like a fish. the funny part though was that as he was flopping, his legs kicked one of the bullies so the bully kicked him in the stomach not knowing anything had broke!