Best ways to make the bible come to life

[Talus]

Kill brother

flip through the pages really fast to make a cartoon

replace every jacob with jake

drink a shit ton of wine

read aloud in your finest "God" voice

 

[Nuttkase]

What?

 

[Infantry Elite]

Inf Gang™



areolas, breh

 

[0R0]

This thread is full of confuse... but I like it.

 

[emma]

i would have posted this but i didn't even come close to loling.

 

[fillyacup]

Base your life blindy on some man made belief system

 

[Defy]

Rise from your grave

 

[0R0]

 

[0R0]

 

[menlohog]

Rise from your grave

Damn. I still own this game

 

[Talus]

^that game was dope as fuckin shit!

 

[reo]

Damn. I still own this game

WUS DAT FRUM GEE ???

 

[MrDiamondFDC]

queers

 

[timebomb]

Altered beast

 

[niguardian]

i would have posted this but i didn't even come close to loling.

how bout this one

 

[reo]

queers

RANKER AZZ NONSICC BUSTER!!!

 

[Talus]

Im gonna go smite some people.

 

[FDS]

LOL I GOT A FUNNY ALTERED BEAST STORY, BRO

my boys and i were in vegas, and we kept on drinking and joking around saying when we start fuckin with bitches, we turn into a different person, we just start "beastin", and that eventually turned into "altered beastin", lol so we had bitches in the telly and we kept askin each other when we we're gonna turn into the altered beast lol, anyway my boy ends up fucking some chick in the bathroom and while he's in there being hella loud doing his thing, i grabbed my iphone while he was smashing and kept playing the altered beast theme song hella loud over and over again hahahaha that shit was hella funny.


cool story, bro.

 

[D-Rose]

 

[fillyacup]