it went horrible bruh! she called me to meet up at Starbucks for a meet and greet and I show up thinking that maybe this godzilla broad might be able to handle all my struddle.
then old girl came out of a rice outted 93 civic hatchback looking like a sumo wressler. then she tries to do this cute little strut towards me, all the while I'm sweating cause I'm trying to find a polite way to end the date before it starts.
she gets close mentions her name is mae mae [yes, asian people are sometimes called mae!] and her breath was on some little ax, long ax wu-tang kung fu shit, so I dropped the nice guy act and got into my car and rolled the fuck back home.