"I'LL TAKE A $6 MILLION DOLLAR ARTIST ADVANCE (UP FRONT) AND A $2.7 MILLION DOLLAR RECORDING BUDGET FOR TWO ALBUMS...OTHERWISE I'M NOT SIGNING NOTHIN'...OH YEAH, PLUS I WANT A MANSION NEXT DOOR TO LL COOL J, A 2003 ROLLS ROYCE, AND AN APACHE ATTACK HELICOPTER WITH THE GUN RACKS REMOVED AND A PERSONAL PILOT TO FLY ME AROUND AND OF COURSE I KEEP ALL THE PUBLISHING ON EVERY SONG AND MAKE $7.50 ON EACH CD SOLD...THESE TERMS ARE FINAL...IF YOUR CORNY RECORD LABEL DOES NOT ACCEPT IN WRITING WITHIN 48 HOURS THESE TERMS AND CONDITIONS SET FORTH BY GOOSE GOSSAGE, YOU CAN KICK ROCKS AND SUCK SAND...ENJOY THE TUNE AND REPRESENT REAL HIP HOP...FOREVER "
DAMN THE MAN KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS
