Florida man claims he was robbed by overall-clad quartet
SEPTEMBER 30--A Florida man claims that he was robbed by a quartet of topless women who took $100 from his pants pocket. And, no, this alleged crime did not occur in a strip club. Olmer Morales, 18, told cops that he was bicycling to work Saturday morning when five women stopped him on a Stuart street. Morales claimed that four of the women were thin, had blonde hair, and wore "overalls and no shirts or bras underneath."
Morales reported that a fifth woman, heavyset and wearing a long white t-shirt beneath her overalls, jumped in front of his bicycle and grabbed the handlebars while her topless cohorts "surrounded him taking his money," according to the below Martin County Sheriff's Office report. A sheriff's spokesperson said this morning that no arrests have been made in the alleged robbery, which sounds like it was lifted from the letters section of Penthouse Forum.
