13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers

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Dec 18, 2002
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This is one of the best news stories I've read in a while.

"A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.
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Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician."
 
Mar 10, 2007
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LOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahaha that's fuckin gangsta!!!

Hookers: So wassup you guys ready to party?
Kid: Yea we got cheetos, Dr. Pepper, oreos, and halo!!!!!!
 
Mar 20, 2007
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Wow, that kid. I don't know if I would of done the same shit if I was him, invite hookers to play Xbox. Sorry, but that's fuckin gay.....

Rich kids with lawyers for parents......

I'd be whoopin that muthafuckin kids ass when I got home. Payin for pussy, and on top of that not using it....
 
Sep 17, 2007
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if i was they dad.. i would of been pissed for gettin hookers and not tellin pops about itz. Popz need some lovin' too.
 

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The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.
man you gotta be a square ass 13 year old to not get your dick sucked or something. i mean the game thing dont surprise me cuz i was doin the same thing at 13 but i was still tryna find the newest bitch to catch boss from. fucking stupid ass kid. 30 g'z and not 1 bitch got on her knees??? wtf???
 
Apr 25, 2002
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Sucka duck ass kid, I woulda got some head while playing Halo, fuck all that "let's play instead" ass shit, back when I was in high school my boy stole a credit card, and yes we did order some hoes, with the intention of dicking the tramps down, not no gotdamn video game session, they never came though so that was pretty wack...
 

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^^^ how did that workout. if you had a credit card then the hoes shoulda came thru. u sure u just aint makin up a story>
 
Dec 4, 2004
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yeah right you know they jus made up that story so they wouldnt be caught fuckin minors.....them kids had to be gay if they didnt fuck
 
Apr 25, 2002
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^^^ how did that workout. if you had a credit card then the hoes shoulda came thru. u sure u just aint makin up a story>
Naw it was real, he had the card, made the call, and used some dumbass hindu accent and said his name was "Ari" which was the name on the card, which is probably why the hoes didn't come through cuz he sounded stupid as fuck with that fake ass accent, after he made the call I waited at the spot while he went to the 7-11 to grab some condoms, by the time he got back there was still no hoes, waited awhile longer and still nothing, said fuck it, and bounced...