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MasZive

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WTF!!! & Question...

There was a thread that said Tech N9ne news, and it dissapeared! I had two windows open and one had it on there but when I noticed it I was closing the window thinking it was on the other one and its gone. I didnt see who it was that started the thread but whoever it was maybe repeated the Tech and KMK thread before they realized it. If not, quit holding out!

ANYWAYS... I Had a question to ask you all. This is kinda funny to me and please "exclude" Kutt, Krizz & SS name from this.

Check it! What if Tech had a Making the Band type of deal going on where he'd form a rapper, or rap group for the industry. You know, sharpening skills and what not. Lets keep it going with some off the wall shit. I always wondered if he'd ever took someone under his wing and helped him/her to come out I believe it would definately work. If not, state whether or not you'd think it'll work.

I think...

-The group would be named "Jeah!"
-I think Tech would make the group walk all the way to Bannister Mall for some face paint.
-Their house would be in the projects on 12th and Woodland where he grew up.
-Cory would definately be Farnsworth Bently, but the only difference they would punk him!
- The auditions would be at the Uptown and Michampin would be the first in line and the first cut. But would support the hell outta the group thereafter (kidding)...

In all seriousness, if Tech did form a group with his own choosings based on skill, presence and ability, would they blow up or at least halfway shine. I know they would get on at shows of course, but lend me yall thoughts!
 
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MasZive

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michampin said:
4 real
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Sorry, I've edited it since then....

I know I said the word "Blow up" and someones gonna say, but Tech aint blew up yet blah, blah. Lets change that to "accepted" or at least "Alright"...
 
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JLMACN

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No!...


thats my final answer...


he did do that with....those names...you asked to exclude....
put them under his wing....and so forth..

some folks liked em...but majority...didnt feel em..

btw...
the erased post...is news i put up...but prematurly...
so it will come up another day..
its good news though...for any Tech fan though..


5000
 
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MasZive

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You fucker... Quit holding out! Ha...

I asked to exclude those because they already had some shit established, but not Krizz really. You can say that though because you can hear his influence. Not so much as in SS, but when it comes to song ideas and story lines, they seem to follow suit. I always thought that it'd be some white rap group or something.

JL... I didnt tell you, that mixtape that I was on, the one intro I let you hear is hosted by Magno (Magnificent) from the T! I had another track on there, its not a mixtape track its an original. Hes got about 3 tracks on there also. I didnt know if you were familiar with him or not. He's in the 44's video.
 
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MasZive said:
- The auditions would be at the Uptown and Michampin would be the first in line and the first cut. But would support the hell outta the group thereafter (kidding)...
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and then ask if grant rice made the band and yell out empire at random passersby
 
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MasZive said:
JL... I didnt tell you, that mixtape that I was on, the one intro I let you hear is hosted by Magno (Magnificent) from the T! I had another track on there, its not a mixtape track its an original. Hes got about 3 tracks on there also. I didnt know if you were familiar with him or not. He's in the 44's video.
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i believe he just chopped it up with him in texas when he was there
 
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mizzouplaya said:
and then ask if grant rice made the band and yell out empire at random passersby
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Haha... I figured that would come along sooner or later...

Yeah, Magno is alright. Its a hella tight mixtape in my opinion due to the rapping ability that some of the cats lacked on there. The cat that put it together has had a long hard road ahead of him and pulled it off. Unfortunatley, the next one is going to be hosted by Pretty Willie. I aint getting on that shit...
 
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Magno ...

from the T?...

i know of Magno from...Houston..
i met him actually while down in TX...this past week..
got a pic wit him and a autograph...

dude is real coooo..

whats the name of the cd?..


5000
 
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MasZive I was kind of thinkin bout that shit myself at one point or another...It always seemed to me that Tech has been around for so long and whatnot, that'd he find somebody as his "apprentice" of sorts and show them the ropes of what he's learned. Somebody that could continue what he's started, if it ever gets to the point where he ain't gonna rap anymore. You know, like old boxers or whatever that take in some unknown young cat with skills...teach them to be what they never were...maybe
 
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This could never happen....Tech could never cut anyone he's too much of a "yes" man. That duty would have to fall to Cory.

When they finally got cut down to the final group, they would take a ride in the back of the box truck out to da shop and get to pick out Strange Music gear. But they could only pick from the small sizes. Nothing bigger than a Large. Then they would still have to pay Steve cost for the items, while the rest of the crew walked around grabbing gear off the shelves for free like usuall.

On their first road trip, they would be left behind, have to rent their own car to get there and then get their own hotel room. And not get paid for the show if they missed soundcheck.
 
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MasZive

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JLMACN said:
Magno ...

from the T?...

i know of Magno from...Houston..
i met him actually while down in TX...this past week..
got a pic wit him and a autograph...

dude is real coooo..

whats the name of the cd?..


5000
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Yeah, thats him...
The CD was supposed to be hosted by Yukmouth but he wasnt as available as Magno was and was a little bit cheaper.

Heres an old proof of the Mix CD. It aint the finished cover but its the basic. I was on the intro with vocals ripped from "The Jungle" track, and track 20 with a song called "Lets get it on" I just finished that week. Its a slight twist from a love song but aint no LL Cool J or nothing. Catch me on aim, I'll toss it to ya.

 
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MasZive

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Episode one... LONG BUT FUNNY...

techn9nehq said:
When they finally got cut down to the final group, they would take a ride in the back of the box truck out to da shop and get to pick out Strange Music gear. But they could only pick from the small sizes. Nothing bigger than a Large. Then they would still have to pay Steve cost for the items, while the rest of the crew walked around grabbing gear off the shelves for free like usuall.

On their first road trip, they would be left behind, have to rent their own car to get there and then get their own hotel room. And not get paid for the show if they missed soundcheck.
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That sounds about right to me. Travis would be yelling and sweating up a storm too...
Conversation would go something like this...

Travis: Where the fuck are yall at?
Group: We are at Independence Center waiting on the van to pick us up.
Travis: Dude, I specifically said 11 am. How hard is it to... (sighs) I swear if I was over yall I'd toss you like Michampin at a members only Juggalo party.
Group: Where yall at?
Travis: Dude we're already on I-70 dogg, I dont know what to tell yall. Yall better get some transpo somehow. Hey, yall better call Big Krizz and see when he's leavin'... Hold on (Incoming call)
Travis: (13 mins later) Okay Im back, what was I saying.
Group: Umm you were...
Travis: Oh yeah, Get the fuck down to Columbia, I dont give a fuck, you better go to Enterprise or catch the fucking metro dogg, hey, it's on you. We got sound check in an hour and I see two hoes walkin'... Hold on (Incoming call) (Not really he's trying to mack)
Group: Man Trav is trippin' lets call Big Krizz and...
Travis: Hello, yeah like I said I aint dealing with yall, this is the first fucking show and yall already fuckin' up.
Group: But you said
Travis: I dont wanna hear it, I already let you talk now hear me out I dont want to... Huhhhh! Hold On (Cory in the background) ... What, Jose' did what??? That damned immigrant was fucking in the cab while they ripped off my truck!!! What, hold on lemme call yall back.

(30 mins roll by)
Incoming call to the group.

Group: (A yall its Trav be quiet) Hello, hello Trav.
Travs phone: Naw this is Tech, whats up with yall?
Group: Shit, Trav told us to be here at 11 am and its like 11:52 right now.
Tech: Yall know Trav be pulling out at like 9-10 in the morning and dont even give a fuck, so yall cool and everything, yall need a ride?
Group: Yeah we stuck here at the mall.
Tech: Dont even trip, yall call big Krizz yet?
Group: Yep, he said hes almost to Boonville!
Tech: Shit, alright Imma call Deena and see if she can swoop yall up, I know shes coming up a little later. Matter of face lemme call her now and Imma hit yall up in a minute... Alright?
Group: Alright. Cool...
Tech: Bye.
(An hour passes, Tech's done found some bioncs walking through the lobby and went to get some head, forgot all about the group and aint called Dena. Shortly Deena walks in and Techs like Ohhh fuck, you get the group?)
Deena: What, what are you talking about?
Tech: My new group I just signed, you know, they was stuck at the mall.
Deena: I saw them outside, they were in a car with a Michampin guy, hes the guy that drives all over the US to your shows.
Tech: Forreal, thats dope... Lemme go holla at him and thank him. Which car is it?
Deena: The one with G-Rice on the license plates.
Tech: Ohhh, shit this nigga is everywhere. Thanks man for your help. Lemme get you something for your troubles.
Michampin: Oh my gosh, oh, oh my gosh forreal???
Tech: Yeah. Be back in a minute.
Michampin: Yessssssss! Hey mom, get out the car, that was Tech and hes gonna get us something.
Momchampin: Cool. So is Empire performing today?
Michampin: I hope so.

(20 mins go by) Security shows up.
Big Nick: Yo dawg you gotta get outta here, Tech is resting right now.
Michampin: But he said that...
Big Nick: Yeah, yeah and I guess he said he's gonna get you in for free too huh?
Michampin: I dont know, he told me to wait here for him. Mom didnt he? Hello Mom.
Big Nick: Whats your moms name?
Michampin: Umm, Momchampin...
Big Nick: Aww, thats that bitch that is upstairs giving Steve some head.

THE END!
 
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MasZive said:
Deena: I saw them outside, they were in a car with a Michampin guy, hes the guy that drives all over the US to your shows.
Tech: Forreal, thats dope... Lemme go holla at him and thank him. Which car is it?
Deena: The one with G-Rice on the license plates.
Tech: Ohhh, shit this nigga is everywhere. Thanks man for your help. Lemme get you something for your troubles.
Michampin: Oh my gosh, oh, oh my gosh forreal???
Tech: Yeah. Be back in a minute.
Michampin: Yessssssss! Hey mom, get out the car, that was Tech and hes gonna get us something.
Momchampin: Cool. So is Empire performing today?
Michampin: I hope so.

Michampin: I dont know, he told me to wait here for him. Mom didnt he? Hello Mom.
Big Nick: Whats your moms name?
Michampin: Umm, Momchampin...
Big Nick: Aww, thats that bitch that is upstairs giving Steve some head.

THE END!
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That shit is absolutely classic... its almost as if the old maszive is back... you just need a photochopped pic to go with the story homie.
 
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the big nick part is a bit inaccurate i believe.....

he would play with dude more and probablly wouldn't tell him his mom was upstairs givin steve flight to boston.

it'd be more like....


Big Nick: Hey, come here
michampin: me?
Big Nick: No your mom
michampin: lol
Big Nick: Serious
michampin: lol
michampin mom: what is it?
Big Nick: Tech said you need to come inside
michampin mom: you serious?
Big Nick: bitch if you dont get in here...
michampin: sweet, tech really wants to meet us (walks in behind mom)
Big Nick: whoa pimpin, where you goin?
michampin: you said we could come in
Big Nick: no, your mom can come in...you gotta wait 4 hours til doors open.
michampin: but she has all my money
Big Nick: you got any other girls with you?
michampin: just my girlfriend
Big Nick: tell her to come here and i'll see what I can do

*michampin goes to get his girl who is making out with michampin's 8x10 of Grant Rice*

michampin: HEY!!!!!!!! Only I can do that!!!!!
michampin girl: whatever homo
michampin: baby you know I dont like to be called a homo
michampin girl: ok, queer
michampin: ok, better....hey, Tech's body guard and I are real tight and he said we could come inside and kick it with Tech.
michampin girl: oh you are so awesome, you have all the sweet hook ups.
michampin: you know it baby....lets go

*michampin w/girl walk back up to Big Nick*

michampin: here is my girlfriend, now can we get in?
Big Nick: sure thing boss
michampin: yesssssssssss, i told you so!

*michampin girl walks in, michampin gets stopped by jose to bullshit about how much they disslike zero media.....and michampin girl gets left alone and keeps walking*

Matt: Jose, who is this guy?
Jose: michampin, he's internet guy
Matt: he's gotta go, tech's about to do soundcheck
michampin: wait, Big Nick said he would let me chill w/tech if I brought my girl in
Big Nick: don't bring me into this....you got to go
michampin: fine, i'll just wait til my friend SG comes, he'll let me in

*collective laughs as michampin gets tossed out and he turns to see his mom and girl being lead upstairs to the balcony by Steve and Nick*


i dont know how this turned into shit on michampin......but it's fun
 
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