WTF is up wit these damn type of emails

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Jun 6, 2006
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usually u get bullshit like this after making an ad on craigslist,but now im starting to get this crap at random.

Dear Friend,

I am Barrister Peter Van Smith, a solicitor at law. I was the personal
attorney to Eng, John McPherson, a national of your country who used to
work with an oil servicing company here in Amsterdam-Netherlands after
which be referred to as my client.

Eng, John McPherson 62 years of age made a fixed deposit of fund valued
at
USD$14,500,000 (Fourteen Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States
Dollars Only) with a Security Company/Finance Firm here in Europe and
unfortunately lost his life in an Egyptian charter plane Boeing 737 .

which crashed into the Red Sea early on January 3 shortly after taking
off
from the resort of Sharm el-Sheikh, killing all the 135 passengers and
13
crew members aboard, Ref: (View:
http://english.people.com.cn/200401/04/eng20040104_131791.shtml ). He
left
no clear beneficiary as Next of Kin except
some vital documents related to the deposit still in my possession.

Recently, the governing body of the Security Company/Finance Firm
contacted
me on this matter, requesting that I should notify the next of kin of
my late client to claim the funds and I am yet to provide the Next of
Kin
to lay claims to the Fund. I know that my client had no living next of
kin
but I went ahead and made several inquiries to your embassy to locate
any
of my late clients extended relatives but this has proved unsuccessful.
Under
a clear and legitimate agreement with you, I seek your consent to
present
you as the next so that my late client's fund will not be confiscated
by
the Security Company.

You and I can share the money, you will be entitled to 50% of the total
fund for your role as the relative and next of kin of my late client,
40% for me while 10% is to be marked out for any expenses that will be
incurred during the clearance or process of transfer of the fund to
your
bank
account. Be informed that there is no risk involved as all necessary
legal
document which will be used to back you up as the legal beneficiary and
next of kin of my late client will be procured.

All I require is your sincerity, honesty, co-operation and utmost good
faiths to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this will
be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from
any
breach of the law. Kindly, get in touch with me by my e-mail
{[email protected]) or telephone to enable us discuss further.
You
may also send your telephone number so that I can call you. Do not
forget that a transaction of this magnitude require utmost
confidentiality
and sincerity. I look forward to your urgent response.

Thank you,
Peter Van Smith
+31616729060
 
Jun 15, 2005
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I used to get those every two weeks at my old job. Usually, dude is from Ethiopia or something.

Who actually falls for that shit?
 

Uzzle

Sicc OG
Oct 13, 2004
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I got all those before,tryna sell my PS3. " Hi,If you ship here,Overseas blah blah blah BS." That shit was annoying.
 

MKB

Sicc OG
Dec 19, 2002
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Yeah it sucks when you are trying to sell something and they offer you hella more money to ship it. My mom e-mailed on of the guys back and told him to stop wasting his time and he tried to act like it wasnt a scam.
 
Nov 21, 2005
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Yeah I used to get these all the time..
till i E mailed the back saying I was the FBI and we would be there to arrest them for internet fraud.. i NEVER got another e mail from them again!

another time.. i told them to send me the fuckin money to my paypal account.. before i bitched slapped him! lol it was so funny...
He never e mailed me back either! lol

Its fun messing with those fools though lol..
 
Jun 6, 2006
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lol,i get these all the time now,hate this shit...

omfg have yal ever got spam mail with email headers like

"wassup homie?"

"wassup blood?"

"a yo mayne check this out"

i swear to god i be gettin shit just like that,and when u open it up,its sum other ass nigga,talin bout some morgage and loans and shit

when i get my next email from them ima post it up so yal can see exactly what im talkin bout
 

Y-S

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Dec 10, 2005
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i got this email

hi,
my name henry adu from ghana in africa.am 29 years
of age and i wnat to make friend with you in order for
us to be happy.am a graduate from the university of
ghana.am tall and i like reading.God bless u.mail back

wtf lol