The Robin Williams Plan

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Apr 25, 2002
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Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan...



What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace.

So, here's one plan:

1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never "interfere" again.

2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We will station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.

3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France should welcome them.

4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. NO ONE! If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while. The Sierra Club, etc. will have to deal with it.

7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9. We will ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty will no longer say, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses longing to be free'.

She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"
 
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Mcleanhatch said:
he might of said it joking around but that actually is a hell of a good plan!
That was a joke? Put this man in office, it may have been a bit humerous, but I agree with ALL of it.
 
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3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France should welcome them.



Fucking closet racist!
What do undocumented people have to do with this?

This fucker is the fruitiest non funny comedian in Hollywood.
This shit is the closest thing to funny as he's ever been.




4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. NO ONE! If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.



Need I say more?
The ironic thing about this hypocrite is that he's a foreigner himself....
 
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Actually, undocumented people have A LOT to do with our national security and many other important issues. I don't want illegals here. And I guarantee you Miggidy, I aint no racist.
 
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JsAHogg said:
Actually, undocumented people have A LOT to do with our national security and many other important issues. I don't want illegals here. And I guarantee you Miggidy, I aint no racist.
Man some people....
Americans have morphing syndrome....
They tend to morph people of color together by grouping them in their sick little world.

Who told you the terrorists who attacked the WTC's were undocumented people????
Oh yeah, it was the "paranoid white man" syndrome acting up again wasn't it????
 
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Come on Nitro, you don't know your roots?
Why are black folks called African Americans?
Why isn't it the same for white people? They're European Americans.
The only true Americans here are the natives....
 
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miggidy said:
Come on Nitro, you don't know your roots?
Yes, I am German American.

miggidy said:
Why are black folks called African Americans?
Because they are from Africa living in America.

miggidy said:
Why isn't it the same for white people? They're European Americans.
It is, but Tom Green is from Canada and Paul Hogan is from Australia. Did Canadians came from Europe? I guess it's possible--what about Australian's?

:ermm:

miggidy said:
The only true Americans here are the natives....
Yup.