So I sat next to someone tonight

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Dec 25, 2003
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Outside a bar in SF with an outdoor lounge

Dude looked like...I dunno. Think Kobe Soz mixed with 90210.

And he sounded like...think Zack Morris mixed with Paul Wall.

I have never felt such seething hatred for a human being I have had no contact with whatsoever.

Im with someone outside smokin and dude just kept bustin out the worst ass wigga one liners ever

Me and this girl would like shut up on purpose to listen to dude

With his horrible ass 'I'm almost hood' accent

"Starbucks got hella bread. They cant see all the bread I got though"
"Thats how life is. Full of haters...with their 16 dollar an hour jobs, mad cause I got these clothes, mad cause I got these cars"
"That was a tight 7 series (BMW). That was a good year"
"Street bikes are a Oakland thing. Choppers are an Alameda thing. Its all about Beach cruisers in Pittsburg. They roll those in Santa Cruz too"
"Dude, pull a sav move real gangsta style. Lift your truck 6 inches"
"That bitch wasnt good enough for me. I put it on broads bro"
"Hella nah dude fuck these niggas"
"Thats a tight whip you rollin dawg"

Even his gay ass whiteboy friend was like "this motherfucker is a faggot", like tryin not to agree too much, or get into the conversation too much

If I were younger, I would have socked his ass no questions asked. Just blasted his shit. Faggot! Ahh.

I just can't like explain how gay dude was. My mind at this moment is still replaying the entire thing trying to mentally fuckin figure out how one person can be that much of a straight fag.

The world is a fucked up place.

Edit: And he was wearing a turtleneck.
 
Aug 7, 2003
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everyone hates a mark like that, wheter you are white or black.

and wtf you mean turtle necks are WPS. go watch a episode of the wayan brothers, youll see a turtle neck. or the movie four brothers.

saying shit is WPS is BPS or MPS
 
Jun 21, 2006
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that was probably "that friend" thats hard to shake but is so pathetic you feel bad being a total asshole to them 100% of the time... plus its nice to have people around you can just talk shit to