"She Looks Like She Can Suck A Mean Dick"

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Dana Dane

RIP Vallejo Kid
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I see that phrase all the time....what's the 'mean dick sucking' criteria to you guys?? What makes you think that? Do you guys walk down the street looking at girls (women, ladies, whatever) thinking "Yep, she's a mean one!" and "Nope, she aint got skills".........please explain!
 

Dana Dane

RIP Vallejo Kid
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So, all sex related questions go in the Sistas Side Mark?

Fuck all that....let's just not HAVE a Sista's Side anymore and call it the Weird Sex Forum....and let Colombo and Caff fuckin moderate it, and lets see what happens.

I'm done.
 
Jun 23, 2003
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Nah the bitch just gotta look good and look like she likes to suck. Most strippers give good head. Sluts pretty much. Ones that have given enough head to have had a guy tell them in the beginning not to use they fuckin teeth. More lips and more up and down action HO! lol

Them snobby as bitches can't suck a mean dick cause they think they shit don't stank and try to stop after two minutes.

When im driving, and I see a bitch in lil ass shorts, and some serious lip gloss and a mean look on her face like she wants to eat the peanuts outta my shit, then she could probably suck a mean dick you know.

It's more based on demeanor than lips alone.
 
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im thinking of a funny moment where this foo we were all kickin it with awhile back was talking to some gay guy and gay guy goes i bet you suck a mean dick and if you suck my dick i'll hook you up with shyt and this foo goes nah but ill show you a pic and he did n gay guy stoled it and didnt cof up shyt...funny times lol
 
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yea..he probably would have sucked it if guy showed the goods...we had no respect for foo anyhow and he got punched by a homeless guy n front of us and we all laughed
hahaha back when I in high school a homeless guy asked this guy for some change, to which he responded with "Fuck You!" Then the bum beat his ass.. shit was hilarious!!!

But yea.. What he said:

DSL's


some mean cock suckin lips.

....or maybe just some chick we wish we were gettin head from at that exact moment.
 
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man can you imagine it would be dissapointing if a your homeboy was all "yea this beezy can suck a mean as dick!" so your all "yea, i'm going for it then!" and he had lied and she had sucked and flunked out...what then people???