SEEN A PIGEON RAN OVER TODAY...

[MRTHECOSE]

MADE ME THINK HOW MANY ANIMALS HAVE I SEEN GET RAN OVER?

1 DOG ......IT WAS MINE AND I WAS 4
1 GOPHER.....WIFEY RAN IT OVER
1 RABBIT....FRIEND RAN OVER
1 PIGEON.....SUM DUDE IN A TRUCK
1 RANDOM DUMB ASS BIRD...SCORE 2 FOR WIFEY....

THE GOPHER HAD ITS GUTS SPLATTERD OUT ITS ASS..

MY DOG BO JUST LAID THERE AND DIDN'T MOVE

RABBIT'S BACK LEGS DEMOLISHED AND I ATTEMPTED A MERCY KILL BUT THE BB GUN WASN'T POWERFUL ENOUGH..

AND BIRDS SQWISHED...

ANY 1 HAVE ANY EXPERIANCE WITH THIS CRAZY PHENOMENOM(msp?)??
Of stupid animals running in front of cars?
Except BO sum beaner was going like 60 down my street and BO was following his mama almost to safety the splat!

 

[skido]

my dog got hit once and we whooped dudes ass that was driving and broke his windshield
and it was my dogs fault cuz he was chasing a ball he aint die tho but the vet bill was like 700

 

[I AM]

^^LOL...you beat up dude cause you guys don't have good enough aim to not throw a ball in the road? fuckin hilarious.


my dad tagged a bird once, fucker flew right in front of his car....squirrels too...some fuck ran over my cat when i was like 5 years old....i didn't see it though...

 

[skido]

we wasnt throwin the ball we was all postin infront of my house
and the kids across the street was playing with a ball and the dog ran after it and got hit and when she got hit she ran and later we found her in sum aparment buildings up the street
its a big ass doberman that shit aint faze her they just had to xray her and heal lil scrapes she had and check if she had any internal bleeding

 

[DeceptaKhan]

i had a crow once eating on the side of the road fly right infont of my bumper and hit me,i was on the edge of my seat the whole day.

i was drivin down from yosemite at like 3 in the morning haulin ass down this deserted highway,when i see rabbits scurry arcoss the road ahead of me in lil packs,well one lil crew misjudged the crossing,and i probably hit 4-6 of them,i heard them all smash underneath my car

my uncle hit a cow once,and it straight fucked up his car,it looked like he ran straight into a tree

 

[POLTERGEIST]

when i was younger, my pops almost hit some big ass beast looking dog. the front tire clipped the dogs back leg and some how its toe nail popped the tire.

 

[azryda420]

I hit a bird one time and saw feathers fly out the rear view mirror.

And down in Mexico there wasa dead buzzard and the bronco in front of us sprayed my car with guts and blood. Like this mist of blood on the window. lol

 

[4fifteenRolla]

lol @ this thread.

ive only been in 1 car that ran over a cat. felt like hittin a small speed bump
but when i was in Costa Rica tha bus i was on smashed 4 birds right on the grill.. was funny

 

[reza]

I've ran over a couple of cats through the years. those cats just jump right in front of cars like it's nothing

 

[4fifteenRolla]

I've ran over a couple of cats through the years. those cats just jump right in front of cars like it's nothing

shit what about mf's walkin in frisco!?!?

 

[reza]

haha I work in downtown SF...I've almost got ran over myself yesterday(everyone jay-walks)

 

[USYAY]

I almost ran over a possum, but i dodged that sucker. I'm not trying to get possum guts all over my wheels. I was on vacation and I seen a chicken get hit and when I looked back all I seen was feathers in the air.

 

[VSTXDJ]

We ran over a chihuahua a few birds and some cats.
the craziest one was some big ass black bird that lives near water. We were on the 92 just mashing in a big ass chevy 20 van and the bird just flies straight at us and hits one of my side mirrors and i look in my rear view and there's fucking hella black feathers in the air.

 

[enserio]

I hit a dog once, right in the head, with the headlight/bumper. Motherfucker fell to ground, got up dazed, and bounced the fuck out. I thought that dog was gangster as hell.

When me and my homie were younger, he had this whore cat that would drop a litter every 6 months, one right after the other.

One night he had to roll his dad's van down the driveway so we could open the garage. When he did, we heard a kitty yelp that was abruptly cut off. I looked down and saw kitty legs stickin out from under a tire. When he rolled back further, the brains were squished out of the head, lookin like little shrimps in some hot sauce.

 

[kayvee]

I hit a dog once, right in the head, with the headlight/bumper. Motherfucker fell to ground, got up dazed, and bounced the fuck out. I thought that dog was gangster as hell.

my best friend was driving in my neighborhood in her new mazda and this pitt came sideways and straight ran into her passenger side, put a dent in that bitch and kept goin. she was fuckin pissed. i couldnt stop laughin when i saw the car.

~k.

 

[X_KaLiBa]

the only thing i can clearly remember running over is a snake...its stringy guts were stuck to the pavement so it couldn't move very far

 

[Nuttkase]

Never ran over anything but one time in my friends car we were stopped at a light with all the windows down because it was hot out. It was just him and me riding shotgun. All of a sudden one of those small little fat birds flew right through the open passenger window, hit the windsheild trying to get out and then kind of bounce/flew right out the driver side window. We were hella high too and that shit tripped us the fuck out.

 

[Defy]

my cat got ran over in front of my house my moms seen it happen too. I never ran over anything tho....I try not to hurt other living things

 

[skido]

i'll rather run over a homeless drunk ass bum or a dopefiend than a cute lil puppywuppy

 

[AlcoholicLoser]

last summer we were smokin and drinkin on the backroads in my boys 4 runner and we ran over a pig lol.... this was a big ass muthafucker too we had put it in reverse and run over it 2 more times til it died lol.... oh yea and the next day there was blood all over the road from it